To want the thread police..

[SmileEachDay]

To fuck OFF.

Many examples recently of people appointing themselves thread curator and being rude, annoying and pointy finger ish to other posters who disagree with them.

It annoys me more than it should.

No, drunk husband thread is better avoided.

I love Navy and her straight-talkingness (is that a word?)

Plus she has an excellent taste in canines.

My teens could use some policing tonight. I am losing the will to live.

I think I want to move and start an international sheep recuse service. Those kamakaze sheep are more reasonable than my DS. AND ALL they can do is BLEAT.

Raspberry I will happily police your teens for you if you return the favour for my six year old twins. They're currently having a screaming contest. An actual who-can-scream-the-loudest contest.

DS1 (17) has just arrived home to get an early night as we have a very early start in the morning. He is self policing.

You are winning at mummying Sparkling.

I am policing myself and am planning the mother of all lessons for my teens tomorrow.

You've raised a good 'un there Sparkling

Ooh, what's the lesson?

I keep reminding DS1 that I was off dancing in nightclubs til all hours at 15, and he is letting the side down. It's a bit like an episode of AbFab around here sometimes.

Plus she has an excellent taste in canines.

Hoping you mean dogs.

Speaking and Listening Madam

Same with my DS1, and he's only 11. He's a proper little old man already.

I am approaching it through the medium of festivals

I might be able to show horn in some FOOS

*shoe horn

Not *show horn.

That would be inappropriate

Lweji

Ah, Listening & speaking was always my favourite. Want to swap classes for tomorrow?

i am on a thread about the dirty beggars leaving all that crap at Glastonbury. I have learned that people take 2 tents, one to sleep in and one for a toilet. Eww.

why, what do you have?

the festival angle sounds fantastic. Are you going to slip some LoneGee in there too? Then again, perhaps Ed will suit the teen audience better.

LoneG, Ed being a bit meh with his loop pedal gizmo and pooey tents. Plus naked man and glittery boobs. It's all there.

My 'alcohol is bad kids' cover PSHE class. No need to be suspicious of that at all, no sirree..

'Just say no' as the kids from Grange Hill said.

Glittery boobies and poopy tents. Welcome to Britain, 2017.

Ah. Yes. The Drunken Hubz lesson.

Yeah.

I might stick to mine actually 😂

Could play then Chic!!

Ooh that's a thought. I should put the GH song on. They'd love it

Do It!

Should I just pull up the Drunken Hubz and make them read through the whole sorry tale?

Actually that may well end up driving them to drink.

An aside, the Drunken Hubz would be an excellent name for a pub.