To want the thread police..

[SmileEachDay]

To fuck OFF.

Many examples recently of people appointing themselves thread curator and being rude, annoying and pointy finger ish to other posters who disagree with them.

It annoys me more than it should.

Tomorrow's PSHE - alcohol. Eeek.

madam the drunk husband thread could provide some useful PHSE material...

Yes Smile! Heading over for a peek..

I've had to threaten to get my truncheon out

Ooft, is it that unruly? I'll bring my cuffs sorry DH

The Drunk Husband thread is batshit.

It really IS, Madam.

I've tried distraction and shouting but it's not working.

There's talk of secret groups

Which by implication means there must be secret police for is to police!

Secret groups

Would someone be so kind as to link me to the Drunk Hubster*?

*Note fully ironic use of 'hubster'

[[https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2962354-To-be-fuming-with-dh ]]

Although MNHQ might now delete us for TAATing

I'm surprised the Drunk Hubster thread is still standing TBH

It's ridiculous.

Bad vibes, man

Read the first page and last, will RTFT later. What on earth happened? Poor Navy seems to be taking a bit of a bashing?

It's bound to get deleted.

I'd put the lot of them in detention and stand at the front looking bored until they started apologising to each other, and to me for having wasted my time.

That's a favoured tactic of mine Smile

Shake hands and apologise.

Yup.

Then I say 'Group hug?!'

And they look horrified and laugh at me and shuffle off having forgotten whatever ridiculous thing they were SO OFFENDED about.

Ooh, should i try that on Hubz thread?

Ooh yes, please do say that on Hubz! I've only got to page 4 but it seems a group hug is very much needed already..

I find it particularly effective if you step towards them with arms open as well. As if you're actually inclined to go near the spotty bastards

Ha. That's EXACTLY what I do Madam!!

I think you'd make a fearsomely brilliant head of detention Smile!

I have to say, Hubster thread is making me want to get drunk just reading it.

Dammit. I fucked up my group hug post with a mistype.

Where is the mistype?

Nooo...on the Hubz thread.

I've not got to the end yet I'm only on page 10. Was a bit at the digs against Navy

Digs at Navy?
Should cliques be resurrected?