Aibu to want to take a sharpie and add an "M"

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It's just one M, and it would make more sense

I drive past these everyday, and I'm fighting the urge

I am with you OP on that one!

I always want to put an "I" in the middle of a "to let" sign. Soooo childish.

Haha I have the "I" impulse as well.

Toilets everywhere!

I did the I in to let when next door went up for rent. I'm 31 I should know better

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure where the m would go

I've found my people!

I always wanted to write 'B+' next to the stickers in university library books that said 'please do not mark this book'.

I like that idea too!

I don't get it

Me neither

I dont get it lol

'construction mends' puffin

At one place i worked there was a cupboard near the bogs that said STOPCOCK INSIDE where some wag had slipped in an exclamation mark: STOP! COCK INSIDE.

Still makes me giggle like a 13yo!

Someone write hammer time at the bottom of a stop sign in a local car park, that always amused me. And slightly different but on the approach to a roundabout for years the sign had the additional directions to 'Dave's House's as well as the usual, town centre, through traffic etc

Ooh I've seen that sign Mistoffelees - just before the sainsbury's roundabout?
It always made me smile.

There's a Stop sign just outside of Seahouses that also has Hammer time written on it. Been there for years

We saw this when we were house hunting

But why is construction mends funny?

I always wanted to write 'B+' next to the stickers in university library books that said 'please do not mark this book'.

I don't get the hammer time one :(

But I have always wanted to put an i in To let.

I don't like construction mends.
I think the ordinary use of the word construction refers to something new. I would want to see repair or restoration mends.
It would irritate me.

I love STOP! COCK INSIDE though.

I loved one near me that had FFS STOP

If you don't get the hammer time one, you're probably under 40

I'm mildly embarrassed to confess to having urges to correct the incorrect use of apostrophes in signs ... as in, put them in where they've been omitted and cross them out where they're incorrectly used.

For example .... We have an ice cream van in our area which carries the signage .... "Freds famous ice's": it drives me nuts. (or should I say nut's ...?) .....

.... wanders off to get a life from somewhere ......

What does construction mends mean?

For all you young whippersnappers

I'm in Scotland and think independence would be a disaster
Every time I see a 'Yes' sticker on a car etc I have the urge to write 'I am stupid' underneath...

This addition was one of my proudest moments.