Ah, go on then OP, I'll bite.
Consider how far behind the Labour party and Jeremy Corbyn were in the polls when this election was called. Consider where they are now. Do you think for a second that anyone in the Tory party today is thinking of this election result as a victory? Her party colleagues will be gunning for Theresa May now - and rightly so.
Theresa May's Home Secretary was only able to secure a majority in her seat on the third recount. Amber Rudd's majority on the recount was 346. Her counterpart in the Labour party's majority was 35,139 despite a vitriolic campaign in the gutter press against her.
Theresa May herself said she would not have a mandate to negotiate on Brexit if she lost 6 seats. She has lost double that and is trying to plough on regardless. The only was she has been able to form a majority is with a party whose finances and policies are now going to be gone through with a fine-tooth comb. We shall see what that will bring but the irony of her wittering on about Jeremy Corbyn being a terrorist sympathiser is not lost on most people who know anything about the DUP. The only Tory celebrating last night was Ruth Davidson who is already distancing herself today from the DUP and their anti-gay marriage stance.
Despite all the mud slung at them over the past months/years by many in the mainstream media, Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott have secured majorities in their constituencies which have made them the most popular constituency MPs in the history of the United Kingdom. The history of the UK. It has been extremely gratifying to listen to the Blairites and many many media observers who claimed that Labour would never win seats under Corbyn have to eat their words today.
So, yes, Labour did not secure a majority. But they have prevented the Tories from securing theirs. Who knows what the future will bring? But, I don't think it's unreasonable to expect Jeremy Corbyn and those who support him and what he stands for to be celebrating today. And you can rant away at Radio 4 as much as you like, but that's not going to change anything
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