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The Tory's want to put big ass spiders in all of YOUR bathrooms!

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Killdora · 03/06/2017 13:46

Did I get your attention? Grin

It's all getting a bit heated in here isn't it? I know, I'm as guilty of it myself (no fanatic like a convert)

It's hard to remember that the 'lefty loony dipshits' or the 'heartless, right wing bastards' (delete as appropriate) are nice people too. Really, deep, deep down. Somewhere. Maybe.

I thought we could have a thread for a little bit of lighthearted relief to bring us all together again.

Rules:

  1. Lighthearted. LIGHTHEARTED. It's a fucking order folks.

  2. You can post any fake news shite you like, as long as it's not a real life dig. As an example:

'Labour have pledged to provide alll churches with a life sized statue of Corbyn, so that GEH saviour may be more accurately represented' is ok.

'Labour have pledged to provide all churches with a life sized statue of Corbyn, because they are all fucking delusional and think he's the saviour. Lefty twats.' is not in the spirit if the thread.

Yes this is a completely pointless thread.

But I'm bored of the arguing turning nasty but don't feel quite up to going back to the regular discussions on style and beauty yet Grin

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ChardonnaysPrettySister · 03/06/2017 22:01

Let's debate on the cats later, shall we?

PigletWasPoohsFriend · 03/06/2017 22:03

I'm making banners. Rights for cats...

PhuqIt · 03/06/2017 22:07

Well cats don't really contribute to society do they? Dogs are out there on the front line working for the police, armed forces, drug squads, disabilitys ... what do cats actually contribute? I say tax the fuckers 80%

Moussemoose · 03/06/2017 22:09

All the cats will leave and go and live in Bermuda. Then we'll see how much valuable work they did..........oh

RufusTheRenegadeReindeer · 03/06/2017 22:10

Cats can't move to bermuda

No cat nip...on the entire island

Fact

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 03/06/2017 22:16

Let's tax the bastards at 87.5% first and then send them to Siberia the Bahamas.

Then we can import fresh ones under the New Improved Immigration Points Sytheme.

RufusTheRenegadeReindeer · 03/06/2017 22:18

Australian cats would be best to import

I like the accents

Huldra · 03/06/2017 22:29

It's the end of the world as we know it but I feel fine.

The Tory's want to put big ass spiders in all of YOUR bathrooms!
RufusTheRenegadeReindeer · 03/06/2017 22:35

hulda Grin

RufusTheRenegadeReindeer · 03/06/2017 22:36

This is a classic of our time

The Tory's want to put big ass spiders in all of YOUR bathrooms!
Huldra · 03/06/2017 22:41

Rufus, another movie to put on my To Watch list Grin

This is another classic for spider lovers, spiders that live in volcanoes? What's not to love.

The Tory's want to put big ass spiders in all of YOUR bathrooms!
RufusTheRenegadeReindeer · 03/06/2017 22:43

Do their hairs not get singed?

You will really enjoy eight legged freaks Grin

Although arachnophobia is one of the greats...but cliched but great fun

pointythings · 04/06/2017 09:57

I've actually seen part of that Lavalantula film. It's on Netflix. It was so amazing DH and I had to stop watching after about half an hour.

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