Oh do fuck off!!!
I'm voting May because she speaks in meaningful platitudes and believes in a moral responsibility and has a love for fox hunting and ivory trading and she would like to begin fracking and ruining the planet in earnest.
Also, she supports her candidates through thick and thin. That shows a lot of conviction. She has a lot of balls. As she says, the rape apologist and fraudster realise they were wrong and have since changed their minds.
She has also made me look inwardly and acknowledge there is just no money tree here in Britain. It is can only be found in the exotic, off shore tax havens, such as the Bahamas.
Furthermore, her point about selling arms to terrorist sympathising Saudi Arabia being 'good for British business', is spot on. We'll just keep bombing Yemen, Syria and Libya and hope those pesky radical Islamists, ISIS, disappear. Civil casualties are always a given in conflict, just as long as, God forbid, none of our own babies have their lives taken away from them.
Jeremy Corbyn claims to be a peace negotiator but he was taking to Sinn Fein and Hama's, supposedly trying to bring about peace. What an arsehole!! Peace negotiations with the IRA was Maggie Thatcher's responsibility.
Then, he has the nerve to say he would not press a nuke as first strike, but would only in retaliation. He would need to get the POTUS's say so to press the button in the first place, so he has no say anyway, whether he wants to incinerate millions of completely innocent people or not. What a pillock.
The stories about cuts to education, the NHS and police services are plainly lies. We are a putting record sum of money into public services, while privately sell of all publicly owned land and public services to Richard Branson and the highest Tory ass kissing bidder.
Her moral compass is so in tune with mine. She has a fantastic way about her. She reminds me of Christ - He who helped the old, the sick, the children. The Messiah who brought a message of love.
That is why I am voting May.