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InThinkingJeremyCorbynWouldBeFilthyInTheSackAndIWouldntKickHimOutOfBedForFarting ??

269 replies

BastardBloodAndSand · 30/05/2017 23:41

There.

I've said it. Not an observation to be proud of but I so would.

As you were.

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Mummatron3000 · 05/06/2017 19:23

Judas and Lotta : Ruth Davidson?!?! Not possible to overlook the fact she's a Tory (and an odious one at that)

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 05/06/2017 19:30

Don't think that's in the spirit of things, thought this thread was largely apolitical though I have noticed the lack of Trumpeteers Grin

ShelaghTurner · 05/06/2017 19:45

OK so I've skimmed the thread and I don't think anyone has claimed Sadiq Khan yet. So he's mine.

The thought of Trump makes me want to sew up my fanjo with barbed wire. 😷

ShelaghTurner · 05/06/2017 19:45

And Barack, oh yes of course... Mmmmm

Lottapianos · 05/06/2017 21:40

There is something quite attractive about Sadiq, you're right Shelagh. You can have him though Smile

RedStripeIassie · 05/06/2017 22:20

Sadiq is hot and he's a cousin of a friend of a friend apparently so y'know, connections Grin

Sanoffyhighstepson · 05/06/2017 22:34

I'm nominating this for classics now I've read it! Too funny to be deleted! I would happily take Leanne Wood on a romantic picnic with wine Blush and I'd snog Nicola Sturgeon, she's strong and I like that. JC I'm not sure 🤔 Maybe after a lovely evening and a dry spell if he'd twinkled his eyes at me Grin

ShelaghTurner · 07/06/2017 13:43

Oh God, I think I fancy George Osbourne...

FuckingSausageFingers · 07/06/2017 15:08

ShelaghTurner you need to think about what you just said and then go and give yourself a slap round the face with a wet fish! Yuk!

alltouchedout · 07/06/2017 17:58

I'd do George Osborne but there'd have to be some heavy bdsm involved and for tr first time ever I'd want to be the dom.

CivQueen · 07/06/2017 18:01

George osbourne!

He is like the creepy serial killer in a teenage slasher flick.

You know, the one where you are screaming at the screen,'Don't go out there with him you silly bugger, look at his evil eyes!'

madmomma · 07/06/2017 18:04

I'd have Jeggers. Not saying it'd be a hornfest, but I'd make it work.

QueenoftheAndals · 07/06/2017 18:12

Can I interest anyone in the President of Mexico?

InThinkingJeremyCorbynWouldBeFilthyInTheSackAndIWouldntKickHimOutOfBedForFarting ??
MycatsaPirate · 07/06/2017 18:14

I reckon Mairhi Black is feisty in the bedroom department.

I do think JC has a lovely twinkle in his eyes, he is definitely one of those 'quiet sorts' that turns into a tiger in the bedroom.

MycatsaPirate · 07/06/2017 18:15

Yes Queen Yes you can

QueenoftheAndals · 07/06/2017 18:18

I thought he was about my age (40) but no, he is 51 Shock

ShelaghTurner · 07/06/2017 18:52

In my defence, Georgie Boy was on tv earlier and he had the old open necked, slightly wrinkled shirt and jacket combo going on. He just looked a bit.... doable Blush

QueenoftheAndals · 07/06/2017 18:58

God Shelagh, thought for a moment there you meant Galloway!

ShelaghTurner · 07/06/2017 19:00

NO!. Good God no! I might be crazy but I'm not insane!!

LoveMySituation · 07/06/2017 19:04

Shelagh GO will be on itvs election coverage all tomorrow night. Fill your bootsGrin

nina2b · 07/06/2017 19:20

I liked his edgy hairstyle and his sexy suits, following he makeover.
This is interesting:

nina2b · 07/06/2017 19:21

...his makeover.

LoveMySituation · 07/06/2017 19:35

Oh dear, that may explain how he will be able to stay awake all tomorrow nightWinkGrin Nina how do you mean 'edgy ' ? Is hair edgy?!

nina2b · 07/06/2017 20:59

In the sense that it is modern and better than the original bouffant style!

Nice...
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/01/1409595869378_wps_29_epa04379360_Britain_s_Cha.jpg

Not nice..,
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/01/1409595869380_wps_30_British_Chancellor_of_the.jpg

LoveMySituation · 07/06/2017 21:21

Yes, i see what you mean, its definitely better now. New job, new hair Grin

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