AIBU about the man on the bus?

[HelenaWay]

He said I don't think you should sit there. I said said excuse me what are you on about? He said the bags are massive and take up the fly space.

Well that was it. I was so angry, it wasn't a big amount. How dare he say that to me. I shouted at him that he had really offended me and it backed off and sat in the flight seat.

Now I'm thinking about it I don't know AIBU?

• [Message from MNHQ - please note, this thread was started in 2017]

There is such a thing as fit-and-fly seat covers, apparently.

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OPs theme tune?

You can get pigs-in-blankets flavour Pringles? Why didn't I know this?

@HelenaWay - you were extremely rude and overreacted massively. But then you started this gem of a thread, which goes some way towards mitigating your offence.

Maybe next time don't shriek at people on the bus - makes you look like a nutter.

Had to text my bus driver mate..... he has never heard of a fly space!

He now thinks I'm as much of a nutter as the OP 🤓

SDT I think the Pigs in Blankets Pringles are only available at Christmas They are bloomin' lovely, though.

Just read the whole thread, now my face is hurting from laughing!

I really don't get why the OP hasn't been back to update

I need to know the flavour of the Pringles.

I really don't get why the OP hasn't been back to update

I suspect she's sleeping off her, erm, liquid intake.

I have found actual footage of the op's 'fly seat'.

@HelenaWay please come back!

We need to know what flavour the Pringles are tequila by the sounds of it and if you need any advice on hangover cures.

Maybe they mean the gangway and the foldable seats

Tamatoa 😂😂😂

Yep that certainly looks like World OP lives in.... Love it!! 🤣🤣

I think OP was on the bus to go and visit Sharon (who was probably listening to Erasure). The fly was masquerading as a wasp. I bet there was wine in that bag too.

Is the OP from the future or another planet?

Just leavin this here...

An advanced search really paints an interesting picture of the op. My favourite was the op requesting a poster return to her thread and explain what she means

You've just made me search now too C0unt and my fave is, "Do people not proof read anymore?". Wonder if she proof read this one?
In the cold and sober light of day this still makes no sense but has been an amusing read!

I'll try the Prawn Pringles.

Annette they are the best Pringles ever!

@HelenaWay please will you return and put us out of our misery: WHAT FLAVOUR PRINGLES DID YOU GET!?

I shouted at him that he had really offended me

Do consider getting a grip, dear.

I think the flight seat is the one immediately behind the driver that faces the aisle.

Maybe in the cold light of day the OP has had a little reread and realised how much of a fucking fruit cake she has made herself sound. Am still none the wiser what a fly seat and flight space are OP have you got yourself confused between a bus and a plane. Was this magical bus up in the air when you started screaming like a banshee just out of interest. Word of advice for you OP lay off whatever drugs your hiding in your Pringles and rice and stop screaming at random strangers on the bus (if it was a bus and not the spaceship to take you back home) it makes look just a tad unhinged.

This sideways one....