to ask you for a small loan?

[bibbitybobbityyhat]

I've seen a house I really want to buy!

If 675,000 Mumsnetters could just lend me a pound for, say, 6 months, I'd be sorted . That would give me enough time to get my house up to scratch for selling.

Or just 135,000 of you lend me a fiver?

Please, please, please oh please! Am good for the money, promise.

OP someone else is tapping up your target audience. Poor form.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2927930-Go-fund-me

She didn't even raise 5p, though. Everyone obviously likes you better

Is this house north or south of the river?

But will those who give more get to choose wallpaper? How about appliances at the top level? I'd donate $1 or 2 for sure to a fellow MN

I'll give you a pound if we can co-own the house on a kind of time-share basis.

365 / 675000 = 0.0005 days per year
= 0.28 hours
= I get to use the house (exclusively) for 17 minutes and 16 seconds per year.

Agreed?

OP, I think you probably need to do some kind of legal action over the new OP who's nicked your idea and is passing it off as her own? Maybe the settlement will be enough for your deposit? I'll lend you a quid to pursue her through the courts.

Ill give you a pound OP

I'll give an Olympic 50p and a new pound coin for a small share in your house

I've just found a couple of thousand Thai Baat in a drawer, any good?
( probably worth less than £)

Would some French Francs help?

I'm in - where do I donate my pound?

Put me down for a pound.

I'm surprised nobody yet has done the old £675,000? I'd offer 89,950. You're in a good position - cash buyer.