to ask you for a small loan?

[bibbitybobbityyhat]

I've seen a house I really want to buy!

If 675,000 Mumsnetters could just lend me a pound for, say, 6 months, I'd be sorted . That would give me enough time to get my house up to scratch for selling.

Or just 135,000 of you lend me a fiver?

Please, please, please oh please! Am good for the money, promise.

You can borrow my doggie.

Oooh, MI, we'd be nearly neighbours. How marvellous. And you could come round to claim your fiver back plus interest in the form of wine/gin/coffee.

Cos I'm good for it all.

Where's the just giving page???

I'll give you a couple of quid. Can we all come to your housewarming party please OP?

To make your dream a reality, I would chip in a £5. £10 if I can bring the brood for an overnight stay when the place is habitable we are all house trained

I'd give you £1!

I've got a penny bottle I can raid if you want

And if you don't meet your target you can always put any donated money towards doing up your own house to sell it quicker!

I've just done the laundry and emptied £1.74 out of various pockets - you are very welcome to it.

Go on do a crowd funding page I'll give you a quid

I'd give you a pound! X

The brilliant thing about this house is that it has a nice separate space for guests to stay (hard to explain without giving it away). So I could do a bit of free air bnb ing for my most generous donors. Might have to ask for £20 from anyone who wants to take advantage of that.

set your page up! You've pretty much got a billy bookcase for your new home paid for if nothing else

I'll give you a pound, you should definitely do it. Keen to see how far it goes.

if you set up as a public loo, I'll give you a quid.

I'm gutted I've never thought of this! I need to move too!

I'd sling you a quid op

I'd give you a pound for that - where's the harm?!

I'll give you a quid, why not....

Do it. I'm in!

I'm in too :)

Gahhhhh wish I had thought of this.

£25 and I'll stay for a weekend

Crikey! Think I'm up to nearly £120 already. What a lovely site this is, have always said so .

Perhaps I could buy £120 worth of scratch cards???

Yep definitely a £1 from me too. Great idea.