to ask you for a small loan?

[bibbitybobbityyhat]

I've seen a house I really want to buy!

If 675,000 Mumsnetters could just lend me a pound for, say, 6 months, I'd be sorted . That would give me enough time to get my house up to scratch for selling.

Or just 135,000 of you lend me a fiver?

Please, please, please oh please! Am good for the money, promise.

I would OP, but I have just agreed to pass all my millions to a lovely Nigerian Prince who is going to give it back to me with a tidy profit.

Once I get it back though I will give you a fiver.

Well I would have given you £1 but someone put the idea of Jeff in his pants in his bedroom into my head and now I feel quite ill and will have to go and have some smelling salts.

I think it's reasonable and wouid be happy to pay my £1
However, I would expect to be able to turn up at anytime, be offered a basket of artisanal slippers and fed Gin and Pom bears. I wouid also expect to be allowed to come in and poo in your toilet if I was in the area.

Hopping

you've given me more than £1's worth of entertainment and I think you agreed with me once so that's definitely worth £1
I'm in.
I'll need a charge over the property to be registered on the deeds, of course.

I'm fairly new and my number is 1046628

Soz pirate. Do you want a quid's compensation? I feel like I'm on a roll..

I'll give you a fiver Bibs.

I'll give you a pound if you let me come and stay for one night every 3 years.

I know you're genuine, I've seen your nickname around a lot for years; of course I trust you.

But please post a link, I am dying of curiosity.

It's all been said before:

I would like to invest a tenner rather than loan you a quid . On the condition that you buy me out in 10 years time at the market value - hoping to double my money .

I have a paper cup full of euro cents and a $1 bill if that's any use.

I believe there's about 10 posters on MN tops.

You can have a quid of me. Consider it a house warming gift. I do expect an invite to the house warming though. And as I will be travelling from Manchester I will require an over night stay. With breakfast

My children won't be able to afford a house by the time they're old enough so I may as well protect them from false dreams and raid their penny pots now and help you out. They definitely have combined wealth of about £2.34 I reckon. Consider it yours.

This is one of the most blatant asks for cash I've ever seen, the OP is totally unreasonable to even ask.
I'll chip in a pound as she deserves it for the cheek of asking.
set up a justgiving page.

I'm in for £1 - no need to pay me back :)

I'll give you a pound for the fun of reading this. I would like you to treat it like a sponsorship though, and post regular updates with pix about how it's going and what sort of parking issues you have with the neighbours and so on.

If you used Just Giving you would need more than 675,000 Mumsnetters quids as Just Giving take 5% plus they charge a card payment fee. 🤔

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I've had a good old rummage down the back of the sofa OP and can offer you 7p, if that's any help

I think I would give you a pound! For asking nicely without a sob story, I think you'd deserve to get your house.

Note for others who would like to copy: too late, it only worked once, it's only funny the first time

Do you take postal orders? If so I'm in for ten shillings.

Id give you a quid

Hey this could really be something! We'll all give each other a pound to have our dream houses

If you get £649,999 I'll give you the last pound .