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What's your most shameful crappy meal for the DC?

417 replies

user1491572121 · 26/04/2017 10:57

Sometimes I don't want to think about what to make for dinner, I make pasta with nothing but olive oil and a bit of salt on top and then I scatter chorizo on it.

The kids love it and think it's a treat. 'Grin

Today (I'm in Oz and it's night here) I made them that but served them with corn on the cob too as a side vegetable.

What are your crappy, easy go-to meals for kids?

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user1491572121 · 27/04/2017 05:47

Xsara I want it now! Sounds lovely with cheese!

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diodati · 27/04/2017 06:35

KD with ketchup.

RomanticWalksToTheFridge · 27/04/2017 06:39

Oh I am a big believer in 'carpet picnics'. Ham, bread and butter, veg sticks, cheese and chocolate. In front of Cbeebies usually.

springflowers11 · 27/04/2017 06:39

Tedious stealth boast

MermaidsTears · 27/04/2017 07:27

Tinned spaghetti on toast.
They seem to love it.
That's a bad day for me usually, it literally takes three minutes to make and they eat it all.

SharonBottsPoundOfGrapes · 27/04/2017 07:53

*Looking forward to seeing how this is written up in tomorrow's Fail.

Mumsnetters reveal their go-to emergency kid's meals - including POT NOODLES!

^Revealed! How Mumsnetters feed their children in a hurry. Warning - some of their ideas may SHOCK you!"*

They'll wait til Sunday and release a sealed supplement. :o

RomanticWalksToTheFridge · 27/04/2017 08:03

With recipes.

mummyrabbitpeppapig · 27/04/2017 08:05

Has anyone mentioned sausage rolls from Gregg's??

mummyrabbitpeppapig · 27/04/2017 08:09

We have a mix and match tea before shopping day ( using whatevers left in the fridge / cupboard ) ham cheese supernoodles crisps spaghetti etc

mummyash12 · 27/04/2017 10:31

Boiled potatoes butter baked beans and cheese ontop
Noodles with sausages chopped up
Frozen veg chucked in a pot add chicken stock boil and blend! Verge soup

FrenchMartiniTime · 27/04/2017 11:38

Are you Gwyneth Paltrow? Anyone who thinks pasta, chorizo and olive oil is a shameful crappy meal must live in a very middle class bubble Hmm

Some of the meals on here sound lovely and not at all crappy!

I was thinking along the lines of a McDonald's happy meal or super noodles Grin

BeyondThePage · 27/04/2017 12:10

My sister once said disparagingly, oh no we never have supernoodles - whilst eating a "Japanese miso ramen soup." (looked like watery supernoodles to me!)

Notso · 27/04/2017 12:28

Pizza, take away, fish fingers or chicken goujons with chips and peas.

Pesto pasta or pasta with tuna and mayo is a bit shit, but the kids love it. Also fried rice with tuna and peas which they drown in soy sauce.

LagunaBubbles · 27/04/2017 12:36

My eldest 2 (now 15 and 24) still talk about the time I went away for work for 3 days and they had supernoodles every night for their dinner because DH got them on a deal in Asda. To be fair he did mix the flavours!

n0ne · 27/04/2017 12:39

Fish fingers and chips (done in the airfryer, at least) and beans. I don't think that's too bad.

user1491572121 · 27/04/2017 12:46

Beyond but Supernoodles have additives in the flavour sachets which are pretty bad don't they?

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user1491572121 · 27/04/2017 12:46

French no I really don't live in a middle class bubble. I do live in Australia though where processed foods are really expensive! Maybe I've lost touch a bit. Local produce is much easier to come by here than in the UK.

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ShyOyster · 27/04/2017 12:53

Pizza. The cheapest Sainsbury's own, I stopped adding side vegetables to it because DS won't have them anyway. He considers pizza THE biggest treat ever.

Ever since we got the morphy richards soup kettle though, soup is my laziest option ever. Chuck in all the leftover veg, some herbs and spices, 20 minutes, blend, et voila! It's not exactly crappy though, just embarraingly simple and has been an total game changer in terms of how we eat.

EssentialHummus · 27/04/2017 12:59

morphy richards soup kettle

Ooh, this looks great!

MorrisZapp · 27/04/2017 13:02

I'm still guffawing at the pp who is ashamed to admit she gives her kids leftover chicken with mash and veg.

I dream of my DS eating such nutritional riches.

Literally everything he eats is on this thread. It's much like my own diet as a kid too. So what, he'll expand his tastes as he gets older.

I'm not going to work myself up into despair or rage over it.

ShyOyster · 27/04/2017 13:02

It is. It is one of these gadgets that you either love and will use every day or you consider pointless. I use it all the time. I am fully aware I can make soup in a normal pot and then blend it. The soup kettle makes it so convenient though. In the morning I'll put it on to make my soup for lunch whilst I'm in the shower, then it goes in my thermos cup and it's fab.

BarbaraofSeville · 27/04/2017 13:05

Ramen, if the packet kind with the flavour sachet probably have just as much artificial crap in them as supernoodles.

Hotdog sausages cut up into instant noodles are an excellent quick n dirty meal btw.

Love all the random addition of cucumber. I'm sure that no-one outside Mumsnet would serve cucumber with hot dogs or chicken nuggets Grin.

stopfuckingshoutingatme · 27/04/2017 13:06

plain pasta baby, with butter - and sliced cucumber on the side Grin

ThymeLord · 27/04/2017 13:11

Supernoodles on 15p white bread. With cucumber.

Tortoiseonthehalfshell · 27/04/2017 13:18

I have been reading along and 100% this is a cultural/nationality thing, OP. My meals are like yours.

When DH cooks, even if he just cooks for the kids and he's making us a separate dinner later*, he'll do them a chop each, mashed potatoes and steamed vegetables and probably a sauce, which I think is overkill but he thinks me (English born) using oven chips as a side along with sausages and salad is lazy. Obviously I think it's overkill, but he didn't have posh or foodie parents, so maybe that's just Australian norms?

*Because ours has lots and lots of chilli in it.

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