friend's husband is a misogynist cunt

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Bumped into friend and her H yesterday. I've had babies at the same time as her so we're close and we see them frequently and live close so we bump into them a lot.

Got the following email from her H this morning:

Nice to see you yesterday. I just wanted to say congratulations on losing your baby weight. You look great - i was impressed. I have told (friend) she needs to exercise more post (DC1) and (DC2) as you know she naturally puts on weight at the best of times but she used the pregnancies to eat whatever she liked. Typical her.

What a patronising shithead. This is everything wrong with men. Do women go around saying "congrats on trying really hard with your small dick. I know it's naturally small but you've had the sense to know you can mitigate some of that by pumping a bit harder." I am boiling with all sorts of replies. What would you say?

From a man who divorced his wife after she had 3 beautiful daughters.

Not another one! Doesn't the shithead realise that it's the sperm that determines the sex of the baby? How do these morons even get anyone pregnant when they know so little about reproduction??

Pooryorick I feel like I want to employ you to respond to everyone who annoys me!

You should definitely reply. Silence makes you complicit. We need to call this behaviour out. It's not OK.

Dear dickhead

Your email was really inappropriate. I didn't lose weight for you and I don't appreciate you commenting on my body. Your wife is my friend and what you wrote about her was really disrespectful. Her body has given you 2 beautiful children. I'd be horrified if my husband spoke about me like that. I hope she never sees that email because she'd be very upset, as am I.

Regards etc

Oh god yes send yoricks!

Reply
'Please do not comment on my body. That is intrusive and makes me uncomfortable. Also please do not compare me to or insult my friend. Her body is just as it should be and is none of your concern. She's had two children- your children. Love her as she is and keep quiet.'

Yes ABSOLUTELY send him Yorick's email.

Beautifully written, well done! [round of applause]

He's coming on to you. I'd ignore and avoid him like the plague!

I think just for entertainment value if it was me I'd forward the email to my DH and ask him to tell the bloke what a dick he is being.

Trixiebelle, my rates are very reasonable!

What an arsehole. Doesn't he have a job or something? Why has he got time to send you emails during the day which degrade his wife? Sad man.

Please don't ignore! No doubt he's done or said similar inappropriate things to other innocent women, and will carry on.

Reply as above and cc his wife in, she needs to know.

Are yiu sure it is not some kind of joke between the 2 of them .It sounds like the MM 'text to all' prank

Why on earth you would you not send yorrick's email?!?!

That is the most perfect answer to his email.

What a vile man.

Poor you but especially poor wife! you really do need to gently let her know with a vague idea of the content of the email.

Yorick's email is perfection.

What an absolute fucker

From a man who divorced his wife after she had 3 beautiful daughters.

No fucking way?!

i would reply saying whatever you want to (because truthfully it will make no difference to his views) but I would copy in your husband.

I agree with others - saying and doing nothing means twats like that contineu with their behaviour. Copying in your DH means that, if twunt tells his wife you came on to him if any of this comes out, you have a witness to his behaviour.

Are you just showing off op? Why's he even emailing you?

He wants into your panties (nice little dainty ones, seeing how you have lost all that weight).

His cock is probably seldom hard because he watches too much porn.

He thinks he's god's gift to women.

He went to the trouble of composing that thinking you'd be agreeable to what he wrote, what the fuck is he thinking.

Certainly send something to let numb nuts know he's a complete cunt.

Jokes are meant to be funny.

Have you told your dh?

Please say you've send yorricks response, it's amazing

Agree with PP he is coming on to you.

I would tell your DH and then limit contact.

The email reply should read as follows.

Hi small dick,

Er...that's it.

Fuck off.

This is one occasion when ignoring him is not the way to go - he's going to assume you agree with him and that you even feel complimented. I think Trixiebelle's reply is the way to go, but supplemented by an opening paragraph saying that you find his assumption that you want his comments on your body grossly offensive, intrusive and patronising.