To want to confess?

[TeenageCentaurMortificado]

AIBU to want a secret confessions thread?

I'll start.

I am stupidly in luuuuuuuurrrvvvvvveeee with a man from work almost 10 years younger than me. He's so lovely, and funny and clever and handsome and I just want to lick him. We get on so well. He'd probably die of shame if he realised and on occasion I feel like I'm old enough to be his mum even though clearly I'm not lol.

But gahhhh, I get the fanny gallops....

NOONE CAN KNOW! I can do nothing about this. No telling on me!

Spill your secrets people!

OP, I've just seen from an earlier post that you're both single!

Seriously, start wearing your best outfits and flirt like there's no tomorrow!!

I had a secret relationship with my dads best friend. He rented a room from my parents for a while and I used to sneak into his room at night. We got caught eventually.
After 6 months it went sour, he left and my dad hasn't spoken to him since! 😳

If you're both single what's the issue?! (Speaking as the younger lustee)

I had an intensely mucky dream about a male fb friend recently and have had the most incredible crush on him every day since. I'm just going to ride it out, but god knows how I hadn't 'noticed' him before.
He's a hunky builder.

I was not cleaning the lines at the pub after shift on Sunday. I was at another in doing karaoke.

Op your 36 so he's 26? You are defiantly not too old for him, bloody go for it

Thanks, Teenage - it's a tricky situation 😕

Really bad.... About 13yrs ago I got with this guy, even though he had a gf and didn't particularly like him. Only because his gf bullied me terribly at school and i wanted her to feel the pain she caused me. Then I just fucked him off!!!
Im going straight to hell!!!

And did eat all dd chocolate then blamed the dog. Did feel bad when she started crying but I've still done it again.
Like I said; straight to hell lol

Oh god... now I have to go to work. I woke this morning feeling like I'd announced my confession on Facebook! 😂😂😂

I hope you're going looking fab and ready to flirt. It's Summer op. The time for getting it on. Seriously, ten years is NOTHING.

Keep us posted😄

Ahem.... I went to a kids music show at the weekend (Fun box - not sure if this is just a Scottish thing - the performers used to be in the singing kettle) Anyway I have since found myself lusting over Kevin - he's the one on the left in this pic.
So embarrassed!

It.must be the tache Mummatron

Is he wearing blue tights Mummatron? Phwoar!

That's brilliant mummatron

When I was a teenager my parents went away and I had a few friends over. We had a brand new sofa. My friends were drinking and smoking and a massive burn was made in the new sofa cushion. I turned over the cushion and decided to do the honorable thing and completely forget to mention it to my parents. Fast forward a few weeks and my mum and dad have had a massive argument because she has found the burn and assumed it was him. He couldn't remember if he had done it (he was quite a big drinker) so he took the blame. I did confess a few years later... When I had moved out and they couldn't punish me!!

I had an wild romantic affair with a distant family member (not blood related) whilst planning my wedding to exh 11 yrs ago.

My DH and I have an open marriage. He's much older than me and his libido has been waning for a while, so he is mostly faithful to me now - but I'm not to him.
It was a deal we made when we first married as we both liked sex. We now have flings when we're away from home generally with other married people. We never talk about it though - neither with each other or with other people.
Until I announced it on MN.....

hi zeezeek Thanks for making me feel normal :-)

Jeremy Kyle

Runs off and hides burning face in cushion

CosmoKlit - do tell :-)

I nearly fainted at a comment from the object of my affection today. And it was entirely innocent but now I'm looking for clues! Thank god I won't see him for a week or so while I collect some grips 😂😂

I really am my own worst enemy starting this. Bloody good fun though 😄

Ok this is pretty bad.

I have quite sophisticated reading tastes. I read a lot of philosophical works and classic literature and epic fantasy and sci-fi.

I also about once a year get the overwhelming urge to massively slum it and read and watch all the twilights...

The crap acting, the shit dialogue, the angst. It speaks to the inner angsty teenager in me.

I shared my shame with my 46 year old mother and my 26 year old brother, and they do it too!

Dammit - my farrier is 26 and I'm 43. Are there any special dispensations?

Ooh OP what did he saaaay?

If it makes you feel any better I'm having a secret ahem 'romance' with a slightly much younger colleague. Although after a works barbecue a couple of weeks ago I'm not so sure we're being so discreet. I commented on how nice the sausages were and a female colleague next to me winked and said 'Yes bigtap, you do like your sausage don't you?'