To want to confess?

[TeenageCentaurMortificado]

AIBU to want a secret confessions thread?

I'll start.

I am stupidly in luuuuuuuurrrvvvvvveeee with a man from work almost 10 years younger than me. He's so lovely, and funny and clever and handsome and I just want to lick him. We get on so well. He'd probably die of shame if he realised and on occasion I feel like I'm old enough to be his mum even though clearly I'm not lol.

But gahhhh, I get the fanny gallops....

NOONE CAN KNOW! I can do nothing about this. No telling on me!

Spill your secrets people!

Questionable I don't do it anymore, not since I net DH a good few yrs ago. Not sure what the foot fetish market on ebay is like now. But it helped me out with a bit of extra pocket money here and there!

i was once having a very naughty dream about a woman (have always been bi curious but never even kissed a woman irl) i woke up at the climax to my oh looking at me concerned because i had been moaning in my sleep. so i just said i was having a nightmare and he believed me

when i was in my early 20s i was sleeping with a man more than twice my age BEST . ORAL . EVER

I always say I don't want to marry anyone, but I'm starting to think I just don't want to commit to dp. We have two kids together and are happy, but the thought of marrying him fills me with dread. We both need each other right Now, working and studying and sharing childcare. I'm not unhappy, but I'm bored. I know he doesn't feel the same. He's desperate to get married and even tries to convince me via kids begging.

Loads of amazing confessions.

All I have for you is that DH refuses to eat turkey, because he doesn't like the taste. The "pork" burgers and sausages we have been eating regularly for the last 3 years or so are always actually turkey.

I went on a date with a guy one night. He was sooooo boring. I stepped out for a smoke alot. I got chatting with another guy who had been eying me up. I went home with him without saying anything to the date. Terrible behaviour but definitely fun 😉

I'm planning on phoning in work sick and going on holiday.

Keeps me coming.

Confession is cleansing for the soul

Em*. Dear god let us have an edit button 😂

😂😂😂😂

I had an on off relationship with a dream boat of a guy in a different country, lasted for about 10 years. Never stopped thinking about him and was never faithful to bfs back here. Met DH and haven't seen him since, DH is totally the one for me but there will always be a little part of me hooked. And I would never ever want to see him by myself, despite wanting to! We used to talk about getting married and we were young but both always thought the other one was more amazing and were both slightly in awe of each other. He WhatsApp'd me out of the blue not so long ago and I loved it. When he gets in touch it makes me think that I miss him. I would never hurt my DH but if he said this and I knew about it, just the thoughts would hurt me. 😢

I kissed a 22 year old whilst out dancing (and my friend was away getting her coat). I am 43. No one knows ... Ps he approached me, and I just thought - why the hell not, it could be my last kiss ever!

How was the kiss?

I had an inappropriate dream about ed sheeran once, I don't even fancy him I think I get horny to a lot of sex scenes in films and I actually got a bit moist down there when I read fifty shades of grey which makes me really because the books are quite shit tbh I fantasize about a life without my DP, I love him but there's so many issues... I used to wank in the bath and in bed when dp was out sometimes I drink a whole bottle of wine and hid it this is bout once a moth though, and right now I am dying for a fag even though I don't properly smoke. I ma tempted to visit loe honey too oh and another confession, I have lost my sex drive! but that's another story.

Giles - it was great but didn't last long enough as I had to break away before my friend reappeared; I just melted away into the night. Oh the joy of not having to hang around for the ol' 'Will he/won't he ask for my number' scenario. Being older and wiser(ish) has its advantages! :-)

I seem to "pull" old men...i can only dream if being accosted by twenty something's

I really hated my old job and my bosses so when I was bored at work I used to read all their files/emails etc (I had the passwords to do various other unrelated tasks.) We were going through redundancies at work and I know that some of the people who scored the worst were kept on and some who did well we're let go. I also used to occasionally delete stuff or move files just to confuse them.

When I was younger I had quite a few 3 somes and a relationship with another woman, Never told anyone as I lived abroad.
Been married to Dh for over 10 years and he had always fantisized about a 3 some but I said no I'm just not into women I'm actually bi sexual

OK if we are going for full disclosure here I actually also kissed a 24 year old in the same place a few weeks earlier, None of this is my doing. They seem to approach me. Might need to avoid that place for a while... It is getting very young! It is actually a place for 20 somethings but the music is great, and that's why we go, just dancing away in our own bubble, not standing around looking cool like all the 20 year olds. Not sure what would happen if I go to place with people my own age! Maybe I should consider that if I want to kiss someone my own age! :-)

I'm also lusting after someone I kind of work with (he works at the business next door) but I found out yesterday he is married and just doesn't wear a ring, that teaches me not to track people down on Facebook! He is sooooo gorgeous and very kind/helpful, and even though I don't want a serious relationship I thought there may have been scope for a fling but alas.

PartyCat you durty minx How did you find out he was 22 btw? Did you check his ID?

I know, I don't know what I have turned into at the age of 43! He had been chatting to me throughout the night, was American. I kept trying to tell him to buzz off as too young, but still kind of flattering. And knowing I would never see him again makes it more appealing. Jesus, I think I need therapy.

wheres the club

Just saw your update Party about the other younger men! I blame J-Lo entirely for this cougaring nonsense

When I discovered my Bf was having an affair (found Viagra in his van). I noticed his pattern for seeing the OW. Rather than confront him , I spotted his overnight bag he took when he went to see her (supposedly working away from home). My confession is, I removed half his aftershave and topped it up with wee. I used his toothbrush to clean the loo and I may have sold his brand new football top on Ebay that his OW had bought him. It was also no coincidence that his passport went missing a day before he was due to fly to Mexico with her. I look back on this and realise I was momentarily insane but it felt so good.

Later he read my emails to a friend stating what I had done, he hacked my facebook account and made a bizarre confession to all my friends pretending to be me stating all the above, then he told me about the Viagra and said "its not funny making jokes about my serious illness"...!