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To want to confess?

446 replies

TeenageCentaurMortificado · 12/04/2017 18:36

AIBU to want a secret confessions thread?

I'll start.

I am stupidly in luuuuuuuurrrvvvvvveeee with a man from work almost 10 years younger than me. He's so lovely, and funny and clever and handsome and I just want to lick him. We get on so well. He'd probably die of shame if he realised and on occasion I feel like I'm old enough to be his mum even though clearly I'm not lol.

But gahhhh, I get the fanny gallops....

NOONE CAN KNOW! I can do nothing about this. No telling on me!

Spill your secrets people!

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expatinscotland · 13/04/2017 18:59

I had no idea my best friend's older brother fancied me for years and years when we were in high school (he was a year older). So when he got me on a sofa my first year at uni, I went for it. I rode him like Seabiscuit. And even though it's been nearly 30 years, he was the best kisser and oral sex I have ever had. Now I have had to see him every Summer, with his wife and two kids and my two kids and he winks at me. And I wink back Grin. That's all that happens, though.

CaledonianIsles · 13/04/2017 19:10

NC for this Blush.

I have had a crush on a male friend for a few years now. He is 11 years my junior and we are both in LTR (me married, him engaged).

He messages me several times a week about nothing in particular and I look forward to our conversations. He moved away a while ago but when he lived nearby he'd pop round a lot and if I was unwell he'd come and keep me company while DH was at work.

Longdistance · 13/04/2017 19:15

I fancy a guy who comes from an outside company we use. He's probably 15 years younger than me, and I nickname him Gorgeous (name) the girls know I like him.

Well, when you're married and looking at the same face every day, a change of scenery is welcome Wink

caramac04 · 13/04/2017 19:16

I dreamt I had sex with my boss last night. Made worse by the fact he has been an utter cunt to me and I have got another job because of this. I'm disappointed in myself. Plus he is young enough to be my son so it feels very weird

DoubleNegativePanda · 13/04/2017 19:19

Ah why not...I haven't been able to find him and there's a million out there with his name. Plus, if one of you manages to find him I'd be shocked. He's probably married and would think I'm a bunny boiler, but whatever.

Byron Lee, lived in Shoreline, Washington State, USA. Attended Shorewood High School 1990-1994. Born either 1976 or 1977.

Knock yourselves out!

Koosh90 · 13/04/2017 19:26

Today I bought a second load of Easter eggs as I've already scoffed down the first lot I bought for everyone 🙈 I also bought an Easter cake so that when I go hunting down these eggs I'll (hopefully) see that and become distracted 😅

UnicornButtplug · 13/04/2017 19:27

I am 31 and my dp is 22, going fine so far though early days. Go for it OP!

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TeenageCentaurMortificado · 13/04/2017 19:31

Is this him double ?
www.ceibs.edu/lee-byron-y

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Goingtobeawesome · 13/04/2017 19:36

I don't like my husband much right now.

DoubleNegativePanda · 13/04/2017 19:38

teenage To be perfectly honest, I'm not certain. I'm leaning towards no, but I haven't decided yet. That pic actually looks more like him (as I remember him) than any I've found so far. Certainly wouldn't shock me to find he was a doctor. The boy was smart, if a bit of a rebel.

DoubleNegativePanda · 13/04/2017 19:40

I don't think it's him. I remember being in awe of his perfectly straight teeth. Plus, I can't imagine why he would have gone from Hong Kong to Toronto? Washington borders Canada, but that's on the wrong side of the continent.

sistermj · 13/04/2017 19:52

think of cheryl and liam's age gap! :) they seem so cute together

PeppaAteMySoul · 13/04/2017 19:53

I gave an Easter present given to my DS by a relative to my BIL when he unexpectedly visited on his birthday and we'd forgotten the date.

MrsGuyOfGisbo · 13/04/2017 20:00

hamsters get smaller and change colour as they get old
wonderful - wish I had been clever enough to think of that Grin

MapMyMum · 13/04/2017 20:02

I regularly dream about being seduced by Prince Harry, get myself all hyped up then jump dh. He loves it Grin

Molehillfromamountain · 13/04/2017 20:09

OP go for it, you know you want to. Grin My inappropriate age gap crush is now my DH and we have 2 DC...

ginger1976 · 13/04/2017 20:15

My husband claims he hates packet mixes of food but whenever l make shepards pie or beef casserole it is thanks to Colmans or Schwarz...... packets goes right to bottom of the bin and he always tells me how lovely it was. Oops!

emmakc1977 · 13/04/2017 20:24

I found out I was pregnant third time with a girl (after 2 boys). DH had made me promise not to find out but I found out a one of the scans (had lots of scans due to complications) and never told anyone I knew!

MollyHopps · 13/04/2017 20:24

Here is my confession. I have been thinking about this all day, what term could be used as the male equivalent for fanny gallops - and I really do mean all day. And right in the middle of a meeting, too Blush

Then it came to me.

COCK WOBBLES

user1492110385 · 13/04/2017 20:32

I have a confession..
I married my DH almost six years ago, i ended up moving half way around the world with him. Couple of stories short i ended up having two beautiful girls, i spent five years in my DH country.. living with my in laws. I just couldnt adapt to my husband culture, way of life and also i couldnt cope with chicken and rice every single day!. Ok here comes the confession, hes mum mentally broke me, ive lost confidence in who i am, ive forgotten whats right and whats wrong. My mother in law poisoned everybodys mind about me, made me the bad guy, the lazy one. I just couldnt get along with her no matter how much i tried too, anyways my husband booked tickets for me and my two daughters to come back to visit my country (and please bare in mind i had every intention to go back ) but two weeks into my holiday i broke down, i was tired of her games, her control she wanted over me, over my kids and had a break down, the ambulance had to come out. I couldnt move i was so numb from head to toe. Anyways i ended up telling my husband i cant go back, i was open about (almost everything). I feel like the worst wife alive, but i had to get myself and my kids out of there, they wouldnt have a life there. I just had to get out. Not a day that goes by i feel pleased with what i did, and many would say its heartless but i gave it my wall and it didnt work.. positive side, he come for me and we are trying our life here, but i know deep down that he would want me and the girls to go back for visits which i will refuse to do because once my girls touch hes soil land i will loose them. I just cant.

Ibelieveicanfry · 13/04/2017 20:34

Is it just me or does there seem to be a surprisingly high number of Byron Lee's around who are also medical doctors?! as well as many when pictures of naked butts on the Google search for this man??!!

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TeenageCentaurMortificado · 13/04/2017 20:46

Oh user Flowers for you

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TheUpsideDown · 13/04/2017 20:54

I used to sell my used shoes to foot fetishists on ebay when I was younger, single and poorer. Not because I have a foot fetish either, but just to make a little extra cash from my old tat!

But the sordid confession doesn't end there Im afraid...

One customer requested I wore a particular pair of red high heels for a day before sending them to him, as he wanted them freshly worn and dirty. I had 5 days of night shifts and was sleeping during the days, I really didnt have the time, or the inclination, for weariing these shoes. So I had an ingenious awful & evil idea... I rubbed the soles of the shoes around in the cat litter tray to make them look like they'd recently been worn!

I must add there were no cat poo's in there, although I can't guarentee there were no dried wee's.

He was very pleased with his purchase and left glowing feedback and a very appreciative message Blush

QuestionableMouse · 13/04/2017 20:59

I have a pair of dropping to bits trainers I was going to sell on ebay. I've not been brave enough to list them yet but the cash would be really helpful!

Garofbalaxy · 13/04/2017 21:07

I bought new work trousers from a well known store a couple of months ago, tried them on at home and they were way too long, but when I got the receipt out the bag I realised the trousers hadn't been rung through. I bought a whole load of clothes for my kids in the sale and had lost track of the total. I meant to take them back and explain but my mum took not well and things got hectic so they slipped my mind. Now I just avoid the shop completely because I'm worried they'll have a picture of me behind the checkout desk saying "WANTED, TROUSER THIEF!!" I'll have to shop the sale online now or travel to a different store 😣