I need to write "cock piss surname" on someone's car. Where can I buy washable car paint today?

[DanDanDanDanDan]

Need it for tomorrow

Tia

And then you can make lunch.

Cheese sandwich. And cooked meat. And a hot egg. And a crescent of crisps. And a side clump of cress.
When he's ready of course.
But it should be served any time in the next fifteen minutes.

And Donald wins our top prize which is a kind of Action Man military figure, it’s got all kinds of features, and on the box it says ‘not suitable for children’. I wouldn’t take any notice of that. Although my cousin did once buy a pirated Tweenie from a covered market in Brundall, and it was full of soiled bandages. Anyway, time for music now. Who’s this beautiful blonde man with a lovely voice? It’s Annie Lennox.

Getting a big crowded now, like London. Which I spell S – H – I – T – H – O – L –

Stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central, and Shattered Dreams Parkway.

beargrass I did upthread!

LOVE IT!!!

I've got the afternoon and evening off, AND the Partridge thread just got better

Loving this thread 'Sunday, bloody Sunday'

And to person who was saying about TV being like his ideas lookup @partridgeideas on Twitter, @politicalAP is also excellent, pinned farage post is amazing

I have spent a disproportionate amount of time reliving Partridge. Including 'who said it? Partridge or Madeley?'

Especially love the PCN. Nice touch

Use white shoe polish in one of those sponge applicator bottles, not a tin. This is quite safe for paint and easy to use. I am a car dealer's daughter.

Oh Lynn, you couldn't present a… cat.

Love Partridge, and to slip a boast in, am related to someone who's in it!

Great work on the car, DanDanDanDanDan.

I'm not driving a mini metro.

I've got something of a confession to make. When I raised my legs just then, something happened which was unplanned. I released an unexpected but potent gust.

... DanDanDanDanDan, I love you... In a way ...

...er, well, that's awfully kind but we haven't been introduced.

Oh i cant BELIEVE I've never thought of doing this in 19 odd years

Brilliant

That is brilliant! Love the AP quotes

I love you.....in a way

Do you like me sex-wise, or are you just flirting with me in that slightly crude way that middle-aged divorcees do?

It's good this, isn't it? Even though we're basically listing AP quote

So what was his reaction?

Maybe it didn't go down well. No news

It's good this, isn't it? Even though we're basically listing AP quote

Clever

I think your hair’s snazzy. Is that your mother’s money coming through?
All part of the bereavement dividend.

Wow!! I need to up my game next April fools day!

I'm gutted that I didn't think of it!
I'll have to do it next year. Even though we have separated when me and stbxh get together we basically quote Alan Partridge at each other.

How long did you put this in for Lynn?
8 minutes
It's hotter than the sun!