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Knicker bows

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FedglingFTB · 17/03/2017 19:11

Not exactly a pressing question, but why must all grown women's basic underwear be covered in these childish little bows?

I've got no issues with a nice set of lacies, but WTF are these doing on my sensible Bridget's? AIBU? They infuriate me, and they're on bras too! Why on earth is the purpose of a bow between my boobs... on a t-shirt bra?

Knicker bows
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Snotgobbler99 · 17/03/2017 23:32

Oops - the only way you could get your todger....

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BikeRunSki · 18/03/2017 04:38

They are very useful if you are blind.

WeAreNotInKansasAnymore · 18/03/2017 05:35

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Ecclesiastes · 18/03/2017 05:44

To the poster with her knicker labels in the side seam - you can just as easily use that to find the front of your knicks because labels are always on the left hand side of the garment.

JonesyAndTheSalad · 18/03/2017 05:58

I've solved the problem by never wearing any.

kiwimumof2boys · 18/03/2017 06:07

I hate them, the bloody bows always get caught in the zip of my jeans! I cut them out now.

Ecureuil · 18/03/2017 06:17

I hate them, the bloody bows always get caught in the zip of my jeans! I cut them out now

How big are these bows??

I've just checked my drawer (oh the joy of being up at 5.30am with a baby) and I have 2 pairs with a bow and at least 14 without. I never consciously look for bow less knickers so they must be pretty easy to find.

dudsville · 18/03/2017 06:18

None of mine have bows. I can tell which way around they go. So I'm guessing bows are a choice you didn't realise you're making.

Ecureuil · 18/03/2017 06:19

Have now checked 3 year old's drawer and it's about a 50:50 split between bows and non bows

pombal · 18/03/2017 06:31

I'm so happy to read this thread, I hate them but when I say this IRL people are likeHmm-what's your problem.

I'm nearly 50 ffs, I don't want cutsie little bows on my pants.

I always cut them off cos I'm a miserable old bag.

ZefStar · 18/03/2017 06:38

Primark knickers have a little bow on the front AND the back. It drives me mad

DevelopingDetritus · 18/03/2017 06:41

Someone started a thread about this a while back. I'd never noticed them before then. I know some women find them offensive thinking it's a mans idea. But I bet your bottom dollar it was a woman's idea. I don't think most men would even think of such a trifle. (I'll probably get in trouble for say that). Stands to reason though, if lots of women haven't even noticed them to start with. Interesting as a PP mentioned, maybe it was something to do with Queen Victoria. Oww, wonder if that's why they called the lingerie shop Victoria's Secrets.

MaisyPops · 18/03/2017 06:48

Ive never noticed that until reading this thread.
Its going to annoy me now.

987flowers · 18/03/2017 06:50

WeAreNotInKansasAnymore but male pants have a hole so they don't need a bow Confused

EmpressOfTheSpartacusOceans · 18/03/2017 06:57

I googled Queen Victoria's knickers just now.

Apparently a pair sold for over £16,000 at auction and there's a Tory peer who collects and frames them, but no mention of bows.

Donnalouise76 · 18/03/2017 07:02

Yes it is a bit strange to have them on Women's Knickers but perfect for my 2 year old " Mummy, I'm dressed, look at my Knick Knocks - bows at the front! Yes a very independent 2 year old who chooses her own clothes and gets herself dress admittedly if we are going out sometimes I have to talk her into wearing something else!

SabineUndine · 18/03/2017 07:04

Searabbit am currently wearing a Nice stripy nighty from M&S. No frills though I'm afraid it has a knicker bow.

Everyone: my knickers are Brazilians and you can't tell front from back easily.

HashiAsLarry · 18/03/2017 07:07

I have knickers with a bow on both the front and the back. It doesn't help at all Angry

DevelopingDetritus · 18/03/2017 07:11

What are all these back end bows, I've never had one of those.

DevelopingDetritus · 18/03/2017 07:15

I don't think there's anything wrong with being pretty and feminine sometimes. We can allow ourselves this you know.

TheNiffler · 18/03/2017 07:17

My big sensible Sloggis don't have a bow.

DevelopingDetritus · 18/03/2017 07:18

Knick Knocks Love it! Grin

emilybrontescorset · 18/03/2017 07:20

It's hard to find practical underwear that's nice full stop.
Don't get me started on bras.
Masses of impractical ones everywhere.

DevelopingDetritus · 18/03/2017 07:27

Queen Vic's bloomers were pretty huge.

DevelopingDetritus · 18/03/2017 07:30

How undignified displaying them everywhere. Wonder what she would have thought of that.

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