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Steak and BJ day

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Bitchycocktailwaitress · 14/03/2017 14:12

So, was watching a cooking show last night that really put me in the mood for a nice rare steak. Told DH I wanted to pick up some big rib-eyes at the supermarket with him.

He told me he would be embarrassed as it is apparently steak and BJ day today (valentines for men) and we will look like twats if we go into Tesco to buy steak today.

We have compromised by agreeing to use the self service till.

Is he BU? I am going to serve with crab with home made mayo and crusty bread as a starter, and baked potatoes with Philly and crispy bacon, and a green salad as a side.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJingleJess · 14/03/2017 20:13

Just out of interest, how quickly after eating the steak do you give the blow job? Cos that could be grim.

Dahlietta · 14/03/2017 20:19

Just out of interest, how quickly after eating the steak do you give the blow job? Cos that could be grim.

If my husband demanded we honour steak and BJ day, it would have a chili marinade...

EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard · 14/03/2017 20:20

We don't do Valentines or any of that commercial shite. We just live the dream as we fancy Wink

But I have to say OP You are the very soul of discretion Grin

ThaliaLuxurySpa · 14/03/2017 20:23

Chippie,

That sounds more like the Häagen-Dazs ads!!

WorshipTheGourd · 14/03/2017 20:44

"What a thoroughly depressing idea. Owing husbands/partners oral sex if they bought you a bunch of flowers a month ago. Never mind whether anyone's in the right mood or the fact that Valentine's Day isn't just for women anyway, it's a straightforward transaction. Ugh"

Ugh, Ugh and ugh some more.
A nice meal / a BJ / chocs / flowers / whatever should be as and when (and IF) you want, not some commercialised pressurised sexist shite. Ugh.

ChippieBeanAndHorro · 14/03/2017 20:46

That sounds more like the Häagen-Dazs ads!

Oooh, I don't know those. I'll have to google them ;)

SingingSands · 14/03/2017 21:12

I hope this isn't a fad that's going to become a long term thing. It's my DS's birthday today and he's only a little boy. Hate the thought that this will be around when he's older.
Although he might like it (when he's much MUCH older and I've forgotten it exists. Eww)

Bitchycocktailwaitress · 14/03/2017 21:42

There you go, you know you wanted it...

Steak and BJ day
Steak and BJ day
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Dothehokeykokey · 14/03/2017 21:43

If your son is only a little boy then this has been around longer than he has, and it's only a bit of fun.

Man there are some up right people on here.

Dothehokeykokey · 14/03/2017 21:43

Tight, not right

FelixtheMouse · 14/03/2017 22:12

(1) I have never heard of this "day".
(2) DW served up steak for tonight's dinner.
Am I a lucky boy or is it just coincidence???Grin

SparkleSunshine201 · 14/03/2017 22:12

Eurgh even the idea of that being a thing is disgusting!

hungryhippo90 · 14/03/2017 22:29

Haha, I knew that "BJ day" was coming up. Husband joked about it recently actually. I think he knows not to put his genitals that close to me, as he may lose them at the moment haha.

He didnt complain when I chucked some pizza his way, admittedly, he didnt do anything for valentines day, this year, or the other six weve known eachother.

Jaxhog · 15/03/2017 17:28

What on earth is steak and blow job day?
This

gluteustothemaximus · 15/03/2017 17:42

Told DH about this day (not sure why!)

He said he's happy to celebrate it a day late, and also willing to forgo the steak part.

Whereas for me, it's the other way around Grin

northernshepherdess · 15/03/2017 17:43

Dh got waffles and w@nk day... because that's how I roll when I'm angry.

Exhaustedmummy10001 · 15/03/2017 17:52

Longdistance We're having quiche tonight. I read this far too fast and read it as We're having a quickie tonight. Totally made my night! Grin

frozenfairy123 · 15/03/2017 17:55

Who cares if the person on the till thinks your getting some? Your together so there is every chance you are getting some every night! If your lucky 😉

Magicpaintbrush · 15/03/2017 18:03

I have never heard of this weirdness. And I'm pretty sure my DH hasn't either.

DevelopingDetritus · 15/03/2017 18:06

Dh got waffles and w@nk day... because that's how I roll when I'm angry. Grin. Good for you, you tell him!

Cosette123 · 15/03/2017 18:09

This is very amusing. I've never heard of steak n bj day but when my husband finds out about it when I tell him later and then he sees he's being served smoked haddock in milk for supper bet he still asks for the bj!

DevelopingDetritus · 15/03/2017 18:11

The photo in PP of the sign outside the butcher shop sounds unhygienic, would put me off from going in. Yuk.

iloveeverykindofcat · 15/03/2017 18:23

That sign reminds me of the sign I saw for ""Jacket Potatoes""
Okay but what are they really?

HappyAxolotl · 15/03/2017 18:27

Why not strike a blow (fnarr!) for equality and have a steak each followed by a 69? Grin

isthishouseamidden · 15/03/2017 18:29

DH came home from work with flowers yesterday (14th) and had to remind me that it was our wedding anniversary (2nd! And I forgot already) I felt bad but had I known I might well have gone and bought steaks. Now I know I am always going to share our wedding anniversary with steak and blow job day. Not sure that's how I want to celebrate it!

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