Steak and BJ day

[Bitchycocktailwaitress]

So, was watching a cooking show last night that really put me in the mood for a nice rare steak. Told DH I wanted to pick up some big rib-eyes at the supermarket with him.

He told me he would be embarrassed as it is apparently steak and BJ day today (valentines for men) and we will look like twats if we go into Tesco to buy steak today.

We have compromised by agreeing to use the self service till.

Is he BU? I am going to serve with crab with home made mayo and crusty bread as a starter, and baked potatoes with Philly and crispy bacon, and a green salad as a side.

It's an Asian tradition.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Day

It's "make your own tea and sod off if you think you getting more than a cuddle, I've got to get up for work at 5 a.m." day in my house

Haha :D Yeah he's a bit daft to be embarrassed. He should proudly march through the shop to the steak ;)

DH, the greedy bugger, has just told me Steak + BJ is a nice start. But what would really make it a special day would a Steak+BJ followed by some anal bum fun

Cake and cunnilingus day is the official answer. It's next month.

Bless at chippie

Thanks, I guess...?

some anal bum fun

Willing to take it first with a strap on is he?

DH is away tonight so he will have a lot of explaining to do if he gets the second part.

Cake and cunnilingus day is the official answer. It's next month.

Better than Valentine's Day, surely

I'm having halloumi salad for dinner and no penis will be entering my mouth.

chippie I'm completely lost at the 'bless at' comment too! Huh?

Honestly does every thread on MN have to feature someone being insulted. Or just plain offence for the sake of offence.

I'd heard of it but had no idea it was today. Was thinking August 14th as half way between two Valentines.

I think most under 30 have heard of it.

But for some reason I thought the man was supposed to cook the steak and the woman give the BJ.

Obviously it's sexist shit, but so is valentines. Most people take it for the cringe that it is though and don't get up in arms.

It Oh well, not sure either.

Maybe I wasn't sufficiently offended...?

Only just seen this thread so still psychologically on page 1 where a PP said they were having a 'quiche' and my eyes and brain totally read 'we're having a quickie tonight.'

Beans! Dirty mind, you have.

I thought the same.

Sarcasm just you wait until Easter comes, the special snowflakes will be out in full force.

#LambsLivesMatter

Dh is currently cooking a curry for tonight's dinner. I am playing with my new rabbit in the living room while he does so...

Cake and cunnilingus day is the official answer. It's next month.

It's Chicken and Lickin' day, but I'd rather have cake

Oh, Keith, how is bunny doing now?

I just said to my DH "did you know it's steak and BJ day?"

"Why are we having bangers and mash then? "

Haha!!

Thanks 6cats.

Nut cutlet and a cry wank here

It's cake and cunnilingus day - fairly sure it was around first (since 2006) but correct me if I'm wrong

QueenMortifauxcado

You may be right, I was 16 in 2006 and shouldn't have known about such things anyway

As long as you aren't actually giving him a BJ at the self-service checkout (or he isn't 'self-serving himself) then just have the steak.

We had pasta and a home made veg sauce. Dp has no idea what day of the week it is never mind 'steak and bj day'.

We had rice with fish and lemony-sauce... DH cooked.

It was quite nice :)

I don't like steak, but if he had wanted it he should have made it himself, tbh...