Across - "And yet this GOP Congressman has three children. And I doubt very much that he demanded that his wife reimburse him for the cost of her maternity coverage."
That's because in GOP land there are two types of women who get pregnant - respectably married Christian women whose children have fathers, and the rest of us who reproduce by parthenogenesis, no man involved.
I have a Swiftian modest proposal. Women foot the bill for pregnancy but are offered an amniocentisis at 14 weeks - at which point they are offered a sex-selective abortion and complete reimbursement of costs to date if the foetus is male. Because we wouldn't want to undermine the belief that no man, ever, has benefited from maternity care - even that of his own mother - now, would we? (In case there's anyone who's hard of thinking - that is intended as satire to show how batshit crazy the original claim was).