Signs you're getting old...............

[Littlebatcalledlucille]

Or turning into a aul hag..............

So today I decided the Eyebrows needed a good pluck (I've got a great little Ikea lamp that shows all the strays)

Anyway, I found 3.
THREE big curly black hairs! at an inch long! just sat, growing there (smug bastards) from my chin and neck. (Neck wtf?)
And I'm going grey!

Do you have any signs, ???

Lighthearted.

When you start to enjoy listening to Radio 4 whilst knitting or crocheting. Rock 'n' fucking roll.

ohtheholidays

I'm religiously saving my Nectar points.

In a few years time, I might be able to afford a vacuum cleaner.

My daughter has just gone out
I have been in bed for 3 hours

Hate going to parties because I don't want to stand up all night in high heels -- love a dinner party tho where I can sit down.

My deepest pleasure is walking my dogs and listening to R4.

I now want to spend my holidays doing active stuff - the idea of sitting on a beach / by a pool having to get my body out alarms me.

My hearing is fucked and I really, really, cant see - but I have done nothing about this as I am too vain.....

Haven't experienced the hair issues yet but my skin feels like it has a raging thirst - no amount of moisturiser is helping.

Clothes shopping fill me with dread - trying on clothes in changing rooms is hell. I have started getting sucked into buying stuff on QVC....how sad

There's my 70 year old pa

That was for Andshe's

Getting the 25th anniversary of "The Oldie" through the post, and realising I've been reading it since it came out. I was 37 then; an oldie in training.