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to get the fanny gallops over a complete stone cold bastard?

68 replies

barefoofdoctor · 20/02/2017 11:53

Why? Is it self destruction/chemistry/stupidity? Aaarrrgh.

OP posts:
maddiemookins16mum · 20/02/2017 11:55

I dont know but fanny gallops has been added to my list of useful phrases so thank you.
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NavyandWhite · 20/02/2017 11:56

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KinkyAfro · 20/02/2017 11:58

Fanny gallops 😂

LittleBearPad · 20/02/2017 11:58

Probably all of the above.

Take care OP. He will be a bastard no matter what your fanjo tells you.

womanwithoutasong · 20/02/2017 11:58

Biology overriding common sense.

No judgement. I've done it myself. All those signals they give off such as square jaw, big nose, thick neck, brooding stare, extreme height and size, dominance, aggression etc., are a powerful flag designed to make us go giddy.

Brute masculinity is difficult to resist for some of us. It's hardwired. Our bodies just shout louder than our minds.

Do you think you'll act on it?

Wishiwasmoiradingle2017 · 20/02/2017 12:00

Just wondering what scenario /company fanny gallops could also be used in?

LittleBearPad · 20/02/2017 12:01

It's a fab phrase

Freddorika · 20/02/2017 12:03

FANNY GALLOPS

FannyWisdom · 20/02/2017 12:04

Oh dear.
I've got a libido that ratchets up the more wrong the man is.

Be firm, no galavanting with wrong uns.

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LoupGarou · 20/02/2017 12:11

YANBU - but make sure mind wins out over fanny! Grin

Danger/power are quite a tempting combination, provided there is charisma too, probably why a lot of the villian characters from things like Game of Thrones (Tywin Lannister, Roose Bolton etc) and James Bond villians often appear on lists of crushes.

I am like a moth to a flame with this, fortunately DH is amazing and not a wrong un.

LucyLocketLostIt · 20/02/2017 12:11

I have the same problem. It's so annoying.

TheFullMrexit · 20/02/2017 12:13

woman Interesting but I thought unlike cave man days women wanted a more sensitive nurturer now to help with the dc Grin

Fanny gallops and brute masculinity Grin

Fighterofthenightman · 20/02/2017 12:15

Me too.

Prawnofthepatriarchy · 20/02/2017 12:15

Use him for wild sex then discard him. That's what I used to do before I grew too old and fat. Grin

womanwithoutasong · 20/02/2017 12:23

TheFullMrexit True, but we want the child of the wrong un to be raised by the nice man as he's easier to live with and will be more loving than the wrong un. We still have an overwhelming urge to shag the wrong un though. Grin

Sensitive nurturing types are lovely to spend time with though I agree.

womanwithoutasong · 20/02/2017 12:23

Prawnofthepatriarchy You're never too old. Grin

DJBaggySmalls · 20/02/2017 12:24

Sound advice from Prawnofthepatriarchy Grin

FreeNiki · 20/02/2017 12:25

Ive done the use for sex and ended up catching feelings.

Love famny gallops!

LoupGarou · 20/02/2017 12:26

TheFull but nurturing isn't as hot in a kind of raw wild way though is it? Logically yes, I want a partner who will equally care for DC, nurture, etc that's sensible, but I don't think there can be much denying the attraction of someone dangerous, powerful and charismatic. Not someone dangerous and powerful who's an asshat though, that ruins it Grin

123MothergotafleA · 20/02/2017 12:27

Fanny Gallops must be the best thing I've heard in .. .years and years!
You're a real card bfd!!

Secretsquirrel252 · 20/02/2017 12:28

I have truly awful taste in men. If I get a strong lust for crush on someone it is 100% guaranteed that they are an unfaithful, generally dishonest bastard. It's like having git radar.

FemelleReynard · 20/02/2017 12:29

Fanny Gallops is BRILLIANT Grin

Secretsquirrel252 · 20/02/2017 12:29

I ignore it which is why I've been happily married to a lovely man for many years.

LoupGarou · 20/02/2017 12:30

Also my ex DP was considered a stone cold bastard, and relatively powerful (pretty high up in his country's military) but he was an amazing DP, always caring, sensitive and loyal with me, he's still my best friend now. So stone cold bastards can make good DPs, I think its rare though.

Nanna50 · 20/02/2017 12:31

All those signals they give off such as square jaw, big nose, thick neck, brooding stare, extreme height and size, dominance, aggression etc., are a powerful flag designed to make us go giddy

This is my husband Blush fortunately he is a gentle giant.

OP I love that phrase and Prawnofthepatriarchy I'm older and fatter but just realized, thanks to the OP, that I still get the fanny gallops for him Shock

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