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Original poster

To ask about trolls

453 replies

HairsprayBabe · 16/02/2017 15:05

NOT a TAAT - just inspired by a certain one

Tell us about your fave MN troll

I liked the woman who had a dead husband who hand painted the childrens bedrooms, and now she was remarried she wanted all of her stepchildren to sleep in one room so that her children from her first marriage wouldn't have to give up their bedrooms even for one night!

Surely IANBU to ask what your favorite troll on MN has been?!

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ElderDruid · 16/02/2017 16:21

Oliver's Army?

RatHammock · 16/02/2017 16:21

MyWhatICallNamechange - do you make your premature twins sleep in the boxroom?

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HairsprayBabe · 16/02/2017 16:21

I saw the Bora Bora one this morning too! She reminded me of Maui a lot, then she posted again with a photo of a bloke she didnt want going to the wedding because he smoked and had a gun, don't know if HQ have decided they are a full ob troll yet though...

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RatHammock · 16/02/2017 16:21

MyWhatICallNamechange - do you make your premature twins sleep in the boxroom?

ElderDruid · 16/02/2017 16:21

What's T-Rexing?

RatHammock · 16/02/2017 16:22

FFS, why does my phone keep double posting? Sorry.

RatHammock · 16/02/2017 16:22

Nobody really knows Elder! Grin

RatHammock · 16/02/2017 16:23

Nobody really knows Elder! Grin

MorrisZapp · 16/02/2017 16:23

Any suspiciously young person who appears very wise and has major family issues to deal with. They would. Not. Post. On. Mumsnet.

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HairsprayBabe · 16/02/2017 16:23

Isnt it just holding your arms up like a t-rex?

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iloveredwine · 16/02/2017 16:23

What was the one about a woman being locked in an old house overnight and having no food. I was really over invested in that one

ElderDruid · 16/02/2017 16:24

It does sound totally bonkers just casually saying well 1 way flights are only $600pp then the cost of these villas. I didn't read the first thread about A list & B list.

RatHammock · 16/02/2017 16:25

But why would a grown man do that in Asda, Hairspray?

ElderDruid · 16/02/2017 16:25

I really want to ask a question but I would totally out myself so just going to have to boil internally.

Beachedwh4le · 16/02/2017 16:25

A woman locked in an old house with a phone to post on mn should be ordering a pizza, or a taxi Grin

Soubriquet · 16/02/2017 16:26

I can't really remember any troll threads but I know some have been funny

Especially when people KNOW it's a troll and just start posting gifs and having a laugh

ElderDruid · 16/02/2017 16:26

Oh is it like Hugh Dennis does and he makes noises too?

RatHammock · 16/02/2017 16:26

Oh yes, dealing with lots of family trauma at a young age - trolls love that. And hidden/surprise pregnancies. I went into hospital thinking I had appendicitis wearing size 8 jeans and came home with a baby - that sort of thing.

PrivatePike · 16/02/2017 16:26

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HairsprayBabe · 16/02/2017 16:27

DP reckons it may have been a very public game of charades, with himself

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RatHammock · 16/02/2017 16:27

Oh go on Elder - you can always name change!

PrivatePike · 16/02/2017 16:28

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HairsprayBabe · 16/02/2017 16:28

Dose anyone remember the rude computer assistance troll who basically said mums don't know anything about the internet or computers and that he was here to help?

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Blatherskite · 16/02/2017 16:30

Mamazon, the guy from Hull who wanted to massage everyone's Yonis and the one that spoke like an AI on speed....forgotten his/her name!