To not know whether I'm a robot

[HoneyDragon]

I've had two horrendous migraines this week. Both coincidentally when Openreach killed all the internet and WiFi in the area.

I'm a robot aren't I? Skynet's already in control we just don't know we're amongst you. How do I ascertain I'm not a robot?

I thought that was vampires?

I think it's any masquerading being.

Cats on the other hand will immediately cosy up to intruders, the fickle bastards.

Dogs growl at werewolves, too. Might want to get that checked while you're at it.

Have we considered the possibility of a were-robot?