To not know whether I'm a robot

[HoneyDragon]

I've had two horrendous migraines this week. Both coincidentally when Openreach killed all the internet and WiFi in the area.

I'm a robot aren't I? Skynet's already in control we just don't know we're amongst you. How do I ascertain I'm not a robot?

It's always the hot ones you have to watch out for. Battlestar Galactica taught me that. See if there's a wifi in your area called skynet. If you are granted access I'm going for robot.

See, only my BFF could ask me about any extra holes I have.

As an aside I renamed my phone skynet months ago and promptly forgot about it. I connected it to my pc last week and it flashed up "skynet wants to access your computer" I'd be lying if I didn't say I had a moment....

We are AuntiMAIN and are holed up over in the Telly Addicts Threads where the real non robot life forms still hold sway. Come and join us. Password = Design Challenge was a fix

I know someone who could do with a punch in the face. If you need to test your theory you know...

Can you try to sign up for a website, where they give those letters and numbers tests, then you'll know for sure?

I am a robot... I am a robot... exterminate.... exterminate

Maybe you're not a robot but are, in fact, addicted to Wifi and undergoing withdrawals (like caffeine withdrawals....the headaches.....bloody hell)?

There maybe a Wifi Anonymous somewhere.....maybe online....staffed by robots 🤖🤖

Being serious though I've had migraines these last two weeks due to changing weather

*too many maybes on that post. Maybe I shall post more decisively in the future. Maybe....

Are you gorgeous? Because according to Humans (tv series) that tends to be a requirement

for eg Gemma Chan

It's simple really. Find yourself a very strong source of EM radiation. If it kills you, you're a robot.

Helena I'd be the same.

I've not had a migraine in around twenty years and then two in a week. So approached what could be causing them logically.

See, it's definitely Wifi withdrawals

Actually, I've had a stinking headache for about 10 days now. Thought it was some tablets the GP had put me on. Could it be atmospheric?

It's a virus. I had it recently. The non-robot kind.

There is a virus that stealth ninja migraines you?

How rude.

I just asked Alexa if I'm a robot as I figured she should know. She responded

"I'm not sure what went wrong".

Honey there is a headache virus doing the rounds.

"I'm not sure what went wrong".

I KNEW IT!!!!

You need to get a better grip on real life. And I speak as a fan what got involved in that hidden MN thing.

Nah HoneyDragon, you're not a robot, the migraines are a big clue

You're a traveller!

And it begins!

(silliness aside hope you feel better)

HoneyDragon have you ever been left out in the rain and rusted?

No? You are not the tin man. And probably not a robot.

You might not be a robot. You have been abducted by aliens & had some kind of radio probe inserted in your brain while unconscious.

They could be spying on humanity through you & preparing to use you as a mouthpiece when they take over the Earth.

Actually I'm not sure that helps...

Real life? Real life?

I'll take the brain probe please.

Are you in charge of the pod bay doors?