Watching the press conference now (]
He sounded very subdued when he started.
Stunning election victory? Yes, butter him up, before you get to the hard parts.
I don't know there will be a visit to the UK later this year. That's assuming he's not impeached before then.
"I'm sure we'll discuss other topics like Syria and Russia later." Ahem. Nudge.
He didn't look too pleased to confirm his 100% commitment to NATO. (probably thinking: bitch)
Enhanced interrogation?! Is that like alternative facts?
He knows nothing about Putin...
Yes, Fox was not as nice as he'd hoped. 
Which millions of people losing their jobs? ALTERNATIVE FACT!
So, if May has nothing to do with US-Mexico, what is Brexit to do with Trump? 
"Getting the approvals from the EU were very tough" - I wonder why....
"The interests of ordinary working people"? LIAR