To start a thread of compliments to Donald Trump?

[TheClaws]

I'm not a Trump-lover ... but how about a challenge, MN? Instead of a thread full of woe, let's find something nice to say about the POTUS. Anything. I'm sure you can if you try! Let's see how far we can make it. I'll start.

I really like the strength of his hair products...

One miniature plane...

Synchronised miniature plane take-off.

This guy is terrifically talented - it takes a seriously high IQ to be able to do this, and do it well.

His blue coat looked smart yesterday from the back.
He is keeping a hair dye company in business between him and his family with the various shades of blonde. The same with a fake tan company.

I like that he remembers to change Melania's batteries before she steps out in public (though they nearly ran out during the speech he forced her to do).

He knows what he wants and gets it...

The secret to working with him is to understand what he wants.

I like that he's old so the probability of him dying is quite high.

I like that any particularly toxic smelling trumps emitted in my house are now called Donald's

and his election means that the UK no longer holds the record of being "country whose turkeys are most inclined to vote for Christmas".

Oh yes and this ^^ (quotes dolly)

His wife looked incredibly elegant yesterday.....

I like the fact that people are gradually rethinking how wise it is to viciously accuse those they don't agree with of being uneducated, stupid or racists etc because this caused Trump to be so popular!

Hopefully people will wake up to the fact that you need to understand the feelings and thought processes of those who don't agree with you and then use this to engage and debate with them in ways that will get them thinking.

Name calling and belittling drew enough people from the middle towards the extreme to make Trump/Brexit happen, and shock [the supposedly clever] people who had no idea because they alienated so many!

Time to change this way of doing politics before you do even more damage.

I like his opinion of the UK, hopefully we will be at the front of the queue for a trade deal (fuck you Obama!)

I like that every time someone says "president Trump" I giggle. It's a great joke but really needs to come to an end now before laughter turns to tears.

He has bolstered sales of wool and fleece (see Pussy Hat Project)

I like the fact he's human. Which means he's mortal. With the fact he's overweight and in a high stress job the world might be rid of him soon enough...

He is a committed family man. So much so, he has created several.

'I like his opinion of the UK, hopefully we will be at the front of the queue for a trade deal (fuck you Obama!)'

Oh bless.

The UK may find itself at the front of he metaphorical queue. But it can expect to have its metaphorical balls squeezed until they're purple. He will be looking out for the US' interests. He won't give one flying fuck about the UK unless it benefits him.

I like that he was a great inspiration for Biff Tannen.

True story btw!

I like his opinion of the UK, hopefully we will be at the front of the queue for a trade deal (fuck you Obama!)

Oh, sweet!

Like he gives two fucks about anyone except the US.

Light-hearted!

I don't think you can control the tone of a thread when it's about someone so divisive.

I like that he makes the leadership of this country look sane and socialist.

YY Joysmum times a million

We are getting our friends back after 5 years in the U.S. Thanks Donald.

I like that as soon as someone says they support him, I can write them off as a complete tosser without wasting any more time on them.

I know, Mitzy, but I'll give it a try before it all descends into a fight - not the intention of the thread at all. This is just for a bit of a laugh which I think we all need right now