To start a thread of compliments to Donald Trump?

[TheClaws]

I'm not a Trump-lover ... but how about a challenge, MN? Instead of a thread full of woe, let's find something nice to say about the POTUS. Anything. I'm sure you can if you try! Let's see how far we can make it. I'll start.

I really like the strength of his hair products...

I like his diction. Terrific! Although he's no Lincoln. SAD.

He is an extraordinary shade of orange.
He has interesting 'hair'.
His hand motions are second to none.
He really does love the ladies - all of them.

Well done to those who remembers Robert Lindsays finest hour, lol.
He makes the 'terrible MIL' threads look ok. No MIL is as bad as this man.

He could be worse!

That was a positive

I like that his hands are so small they could fit in a thimble.

I like the way that when listing his wife's best qualities, he mentioned that she's never farted in front of him.

I like how you can almost physically see his brain working. Like, as he began to walk out, he was thinking, "Don't pout. Don't pout. Don't pout. D'oh! Never mind. Do a peace out sign and no one will notice. And they say I'm not Presedential!"

I like that he is a man who represents the traditional male. No doubt he believes this will make the world a better place.

I love how he's made racists, homophobes and misogynists feel they're even more entitled to air their views over the last few months. Bless.

I presume his tiny little hands make his 'forgotten last carrot in the vegetable drawer' penis look bigger.

I like that he can earn extra cash for the us by taking part in the tango ads.

He will be providing the wall builders of New Mexico with a lot of beautiful work..

I love that he has pissed over his wife's fries as she was probably hoping for a fat divorce pay out in a few years time - now she has to actually do something! ( ok, not that much, but more than before)
She secretly hates him too i imagine.

He became president on cheese appreciation day and I like cheese.

Erm...

Well......

Ah, how about......

Hang on......ah, no....

What's the question, again?

I like his self confidence. He is not a man dogged by self doubt.

several hours later and I can add that I like his middle name. I knew I would think of something!

I'm fascinated by the resemblance of his mouth to an anus in almost every image of him speaking. How is he able to do that? My DS is desperate to know! not really

something to do with his name?

TheClaws

Orange is the new black

Not heard that one yet.

He's surprisingly good at pretending to throw miniature paper planes when he's talking. 👌

Sometimes he even pretend to throw them with both little hands at the same time.
👌👌

I love that DowagerCuntess!

I wonder if he practices in his bathroom mirror.

I also like that he doesn't use big words in his speeches. Gotta keep it to two syllables - sorry, sounds - or less, or his fans won't understand him, and he won't understand himself. Nice!