To be absolutely agog at Raquel Welch's appearance

[kitnkaboodle]

... on Piers Morgan. She's 76 ffs, and doesn't actually look too artificial

BTW I am talking about now, not when that wedding photo was taken

I'm only 2 years off being an old bat, then?

I'm doomed, anyhow, in CaraAspen's view because I have short hair, which is apparently oh so unfeminine and frumpy, as she takes every opportunity to point out.

Tara I think you're confusing wearing a dress akin to a wedding dress (except with showing more flesh) to a dress that suits the individual.

Sure, why wouldn't you pull out all the stops & wear what suits you?

Maybe I can't be helped?

She looks amazing in the wedding photo

Im 48 with short hair.
Next year I shall cover my head with a sack and try not to venture outside so I don't upset anyone.

No, I was putting forth the most outlandishly inappropriate dress I could find, to see if there was anything out there you agreed wasn't suitable.

From your reaction, may I take it that we have no common ground whatsoever? Then I can't help you, no.

I wrote put a reply Tara that was eaten.

I'll remember in future when dressing for an event to only wear a dress that makes me look 70% as good as I can.

Coco I'm ordering a job lot of sacking, will I put your name down?

I am in my 50's with short hair

nowt down for me

Add my name for the sackcloth please, I'm mid fifties so no fecking hope for me, according some on this thread the ageism on Mn is breathtaking at times 😡

I'll make sure it's particularly unflattering sack cloth too. Maybe scratchy for extra penance, after all we need to be punished for commuting old?

Put me down for a lot Nelly, I'm going to make a twinset out of it.

"MargotLovedTom

CaraAspen - I remember you were on another thread berating women with short hair as looking hard and unfeminine. You don't half talk a load of bollocks sometimes.

I know it's bad form to bring up other threads but I don't much care in this case"

Yes it is very bad manners and MN are bound to disapprove. You really should not let what other people say, bother you. It's the Internet.

"Cocolepew

Im 48 with short hair.
Next year I shall cover my head with a sack and try not to venture outside so I don't upset anyone."

That's going a bit far. Why not try a wig like Raquel's?

A twin set coco? You vain article, how dare you thoi k you could wear 'normal' clothes. I withdraw my offer. Sniff. My sack cloth is only for genuine old bags who recognise that they're useless dried up & should apologise for still taking up oxygen. Sniff

I think Racquel sells her own line of wigs actually.
I'm going to get one and then I won't need your sack cloth Nelly. I'll be a babe.

blimey the price!