Why oh why did Gwynnie uncouple from Chris Martin?

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I still don't understand!

Coz he's a self righteous twonk who preaches to others about saving the environment and then takes a private jet? She's god awful as well though.

CM's giant teeth scare me. I bet he swallows organically fed children whole into that cavernous gob.

"He's the Jamie Oliver of music" omg yes, this x18 million. I feel a teeny bit sorry for her because she's never lived in the real world so it's not very surprising that she knows nothing about it, but him? He's just... eugh. There is nothing good about Coldly. And please, enough with the "charity donation" love, it's a tax break which is why all celebrities do it. That and to raise their slimy self righteous profiles to make more money. Rinse. Repeat.

DH was in the year above him at school. Says he was a bit earnest but nice enough if that helps.

I love him particularly the way he gets over excited and practically shags his piano 😝 And in fact I have actually had the immense joy of having my hand pressed against his surprisingly muscular back 😍

Oh God, the piano footage at Glastonbury

Ah - I knew my tribe would arrive! Welcome itwillbebetter and MoreProsecco

They both bore me to death. Perhaps the two of them together increased each others boringness too much so they had to 'uncouple' incase they bored poor baby Pink Lady/Granny Smith/Royal Gala or whatever her name is to death and then were banged up for child cruelty?

I'll join you swooning at the Glasto footage MoreProsecco! I'm v jealous itwillbebetter