Why oh why did Gwynnie uncouple from Chris Martin?

[ProserpinaColada]

I still don't understand!

[weasle]

I'll join you swooning at the Glasto footage MoreProsecco! I'm v jealous itwillbebetter

[forcryinoutloud]

They both bore me to death. Perhaps the two of them together increased each others boringness too much so they had to 'uncouple' incase they bored poor baby Pink Lady/Granny Smith/Royal Gala or whatever her name is to death and then were banged up for child cruelty?

[ProserpinaColada]

Ah - I knew my tribe would arrive! Welcome itwillbebetter and MoreProsecco

[MoreProseccoNow]

Oh God, the piano footage at Glastonbury

[itwillbebetter]

I love him particularly the way he gets over excited and practically shags his piano 😝 And in fact I have actually had the immense joy of having my hand pressed against his surprisingly muscular back 😍

[SleightOfMind]

DH was in the year above him at school. Says he was a bit earnest but nice enough if that helps.

[FlyingElbows]

"He's the Jamie Oliver of music" omg yes, this x18 million. I feel a teeny bit sorry for her because she's never lived in the real world so it's not very surprising that she knows nothing about it, but him? He's just... eugh. There is nothing good about Coldly. And please, enough with the "charity donation" love, it's a tax break which is why all celebrities do it. That and to raise their slimy self righteous profiles to make more money. Rinse. Repeat.

[liz70]

CM's giant teeth scare me. I bet he swallows organically fed children whole into that cavernous gob.

[Strongmummy]

Coz he's a self righteous twonk who preaches to others about saving the environment and then takes a private jet? She's god awful as well though.

[WanderingNotLost]

Isn't he dating that blond girl from Peaky Blinders now?

[ClopySow]

There is a really weird hunger feeling you get when you stop eating carbs lovelearning despite the fact that you're eating plenty of everything else.

[elQuintoConyo]

SillyOld YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT FOZZY BEAR!

Navyandwhite I'm giggling cos you googled smegma the first rule about MN: don't ever google!

[SillyOldUncleFeedle]

He makes me want to punch him in his pompous, smug face and I can't stand the nasal, tuneless dirge that is Coldplay. He sings like Fozzy bear from The Muppets.

[MoreProseccoNow]

lovelearning, yes, that's shocking. And her me-me-me website & vagina-steaming. WTF.

[lovelearning]

Gwyneth Paltrow seems self-obsessed, self-righteous, dull

What kind of mother lets her children go hungry?

“Sometimes when my family is not eating pasta, bread or processed grains like white rice, we’re left with that specific hunger that comes with avoiding carbs.”


www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/03/13/gwyneth-paltrow-carb-free-hunger-children-family_n_2866314.html

[Anniegetyourgun]

You see a public performance, hear a couple of appealing interviews, and think that's what the person is? Logically, you know it isn't. Even in-depth magazine articles have absolutely no idea what someone's like to live with. You think now (not having or, sadly, ever likely to have the opportunity) that you wouldn't mind waking up next to that face every day for a hundred years, but you haven't tried it. You might find yourself screaming to get out after a week.

Bottom line is, doesn't matter if you're rich and famous, sometimes ten years is all it lasts. (Which is actually a pretty good run by showbiz standards.)

ps That tribute was a sweet idea but the actual music... ah well, taste is a personal thing innit.

[SleepFreeZone]

I would guess the sex got really REALLY boring.

[beanfilledfish]

I agree with the poster who said he is the jamie oliver of music, so so true!

I agree that he is an arse.

[TheNaze73]

Have you listened to a Coldplay album??

[Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g]

They don't hand out First in Classics at UCL to just anybody, so clearly he is indeed very bright. I like him, and I'd say nobody who is humourless and unable to laugh at himself could have carried this off:

[Oblomov16]

"He's the Jamie Oliver of music."

Ha ha.

[Giddyaunt18]

scruffy

[Giddyaunt18]

I like his music but wouldn't say he is gorgeous. I'd say he had a lucky escape, she sound like a nightmare.