Nicolarse and Cuntaline

[birdladyfromhomealone]

Update after 4pm!

I've got a HUGE bag of popcorn on standby for 4pm.

Stuck in the house with HFM infected child, this is keeping me sane whilst child binge watches Tayo the Little Bus. 3 hours 50 minutes until 4pm.

We all need to stop place marking or this thread will be full by 4pm!

Just read the other thread - brilliant! Waiting for the update later....

Please baby settle for afternoon nap like you're meant to! I can't miss this

If the car gets moved whilst OP is at the doctor's she just has to walk up the road to see which house it gets parked in front of and knock or leave a note in lip salve on the windscreen. We know it's a neighbour so it's not like the car is going to disappear off the planet, just off the OP's drive.

How I imagine OP is...

OK, now I have to go read the original thread!

😂😂😂😂never have I seen a thread fill up so quickly!! Roll on 4pm!!

I presume the OP has taken her car, so stupid cow can shift hers off the driveway in secret and will never be caught?!

4pm is a respectable time, I can get house cleaned, dinner prepared and if it all kicks off on OP's return DH can cook dinner cos I'm not moving!

just found this and previous post! read it all, unbelievable she wouldn't have the guts to knock on door, waiting for 4pm

Glad to hear from OP again. I was worried that she might have been done in by Caro and Nicky.

I had so much I was going to get done this morning whilst the toddler is at nursery and it's just me and the baby.

Then I found this.

[Impatiently awaits 4pm update]

Parking threads are the best! And as this one is particularly super good I have no qualms about marking my place...

You need to put this sign up!!

OP are there any unconvincing transvestites of a certain age in the road when Nicholas is absent?

Watchit or it will turn into a trans thread

I think Nicholas has his binoculars trained on OP's house and is on a hotline to Caro.

I'm going to be honest, OP, I feel like you've dropped the ball here.

You've let the whole of MN down...unless you constructed some sort of blockade before being utterly selfish and getting yourself better and to work and such nonsense...??

Thank you @alicedrablow
I'm horrified that the time on my posts shows how long I have just wasted reading about Penguin Bollards in the Isle of Wight in 2014. Back to work!

You should buy a clamp. Justin case it's still there when you get back from the doctors and you ever have to leave the house again so that she has to knock.

BOOP, I've just been wondering why people placemark, thereby risking filling up a thread before the OP comes back with an update, rather than adding a thread they want to watch to their watchlist?

Wow this escalated quickly! Not ashamed to say it's the first thing I checked on my break.

placemarking, cant wait.

No shame in this blatant placemark.