Nicolarse and Cuntaline

[birdladyfromhomealone]

Update after 4pm!

Noooo...

The car will be gone when OP comes home..,

Well if the car has moved I DEMAND the OP goes to her door and demands payment for the use of the drive!! I demand it I tell you!!! I can't possibly wait until 4pm!!
OP just tell us your address and one of us will pop round with a folding seat, gin and pom bears and continue to update this thread!

(Jesus has anyone seen the size of the dog on this morning?!?)

Caroline's husband parked the car there and has since moved house and forgotten it
(with thanks to LaQueen's husband for this one)

I hope OP took a photo of Caroline's car on her drive so she has proof that it was there as surely she's just going to deny parking there if she's since moved it?

Ninja you can bookmark on phone. You just slide with your finger the last post you read to the left and it is done

just parking myself here for the update...

Can't believe the car is still there. Seriously, I'm worried for Caroline- she's either the most entitled human ever, or has met a sinister end...

Caroline is a mumsnetter and has decided it's easier to just buy a new car and never, ever go back for the old one.

Yeah, I suspect this could potentially be true ...

Or, she has now seen that the coast will be clear when the OP goes for her appointment and will dash in and retrieve the car then.

Unless this is all An Evil Trap and the OP is not, in fact, going out but is sending a stunt double in her place, while she waits at home to yell 'SURPRISE' as Caroline sneaks in to get her car (possibly dressed as a penguin).

I'm waiting for the 'reverse' thread called 'I only parked there for 10 minutes and now I am the talk of Mumsnet ...' or 'I need a new car urgently - anyone know a good deal?'

loving this thread and marking place.

Found the thread. Plonked my arse down. Waiting for update.

Parking my arse to find out what happens. Stupid coward not going round to sort it out.

Perfect, I should be home and all done with my bits and bobs at four!

Setting my alarm for 4oclock

Ok so no one bought my idea that he's murdered her - but what if he is her?
Caroline is his murderous alter ego and he only uses that car when he dresses up as her.
OP are there any unconvincing transvestites of a certain age in the road when Nicholas is absent?
Is there a wig on the front seat of the Passat?

is that car still there? didnt read all the other thread thought she would have come over by now

doesnt mention placemarking

Waiting for Parcelforce here and Caroline virtually. The watch button never seems to work for me so for the first time ever, I am shamelessly place marking.

Well at least I can get some work done now

4 is too far away! :P

Unless OP chained her bins across the entrance to the drive, that car will be long gone before she gets home.
I feel so let down

I am parking my placemark post HERE and I don't care if it's in your way.

Oh bollocks I have to collect stuff for an audit at the end of the week at 4

Still in Goa and we are 5 and half hours ahead here so just back from beach. It looks as though it will be around 10 ish when I get a look at thread so gues what I will be doing straight after I come back from dinner tonite !