Nicolarse and Cuntaline

[birdladyfromhomealone]

Update after 4pm!

The kids wanted me to pick them up at 4. Well, they'll just have to wait - this thread is far more important

I reckon Nicholas' wife has found out about is affair with Caroline, murdered Caroline and hid her in the boot of the car.

Placemark due to no parking disputes on my street for me to be overinvested in.

Ooh, placemarking. Hope this thread doesn't fill up before 4!

Stop placemarking everyone, just watch the thread or save the link! This thread is filling up just with placemarking and it is totally unnecessary.

Peacemaking as im going to be late back to work and have this whole new thread to read!!!

Right. I like no update before 4pm. This means that it doesn't all go on without me while I'm at work.

I'm ready!

I haven't rtft (read a lot of last night's one though, so I get the gist).

You do realise, op, that this is prime Daily Mail fodder? So if Nicholas and Caroline read it in the DM (or any of their friends/relatives who recognise the situation) they could come on to Mumsnet and search all your other posts under that username.

Hope you're happy with that.

God you lot who are place marking are sad. That's not what I'm doing at all.

Place marking too. I have the same trouble, driveway getting blocked regularly. We have parking spaces as well as drives, but people would rather park on the pavement and block the road!

Blatant placemark

I'm Caroline Spartacus

but if we all place mark surely the thread will just fill up with placemarks? Like this one wot I am doing now?

I selfishly and cruelly found myself hoping that whatever the OP is seeing her Doc about, will be pronounced serious enough for her to go home to bed immediately.
Sorry OP. Hope you are Ok.

Can't you pop home at lunchtime for us?

Oh goodness, that's my whole lunch break ruined catching up, and now all afternoon waiting on an update.

Plonks self down and waits for cuntaline & nicolarse parking saga update.

ok infinity I wont placemark