Nicolarse and Cuntaline

[birdladyfromhomealone]

Update after 4pm!

I still stand by my assertion that Caroline is in the boot of her car. and obviously placemarking on lovely new thread

I like the theory a PP proposed that Caroline in Nicholas' female alter ego.

She may move the car but where is she going to put it? Hope she gets a ticket.

It'll all be done and dusted by 4pm. Caroline will have collected the car whilst OP was out and hidden it a couple of roads away. She'll probably sell it this weekend to 'we buy any shit' and have a nice new car outside her own house by Monday. So we'll never know who she was and she'll have got away with it!

c'mon cuntaline

Caroline has parked her car on the OP's drive and gone on holiday for two weeks not a placemark at all, no sirreebob

I'm assuming OP has parked behind her, so she'll have to call to remove her car.

Good summary but you forgot the part where NDN Nicholarse told carer and unknown nearby neighbour Cuntaline that they could park on OPS drive without asking OP in first place! OP has only met NIcholarse a few times and has no idea who Cuntaline is. How bloody dare he!

So exciting

ninjaposse I don't know how to bookmark either - I have another thread about tagging etc - I need MN instructions

Is as OP thinks, this parking has been going on for ages without knowing, Cuntaline must usually move her car every day so WHERE IS SHE???

Caroline is a mumsnetter and has decided it's easier to just buy a new car and never, ever go back for the old one.

Nice try tiny tear 🥇🏆 👏👏👏 🤛🏼 for creative place marking.

🕓 I'll be back shameless placemarking disguised as a comment 😳

I am still waiting to see what happens to me now, yesterday I googled Penguin Bollards

hides behind sofa

I think Caroline has gone on holiday for a fortnight. Or maybe longer.

How do you 'bookmark'? I know how to 'watch' but that doesn't take you back to where you left it.
On MacBook, on safari, 'working' from home today.

Cannot believe that we have to wait until 4pm or later! not placemarking and am watching the thread like the idea of a mumsnet 'sorry not sorry' box, including pom bears, naice ham and a scarf! Not sure that it would cut much ice with the OP though....

snorkmaiden If you hover over the bottom R of the post you want to save, the icon 'bookmark' should appear. Click on that.

Shamelessly place marking

Caroline is obviously going to collect her car whilst OP is out.

Come 12 noon and Caro will have darted out and moved her car PDQ. OP will come home at 4pm to an empty drive. Well that's what I predict anyway.

Unless Caroline has gone to Maui for a fortnight.

Play the game, Caz, come on.