Nicolarse and Cuntaline

[birdladyfromhomealone]

Update after 4pm!

Can someone hook me up with the Korean Lady thread whilst I wait for 4pm? I've already been outside to belligerently inspect my neighbors parking in case I can take some of the Caroline inspired rage out on them. Sadly they're all out at work and the only badly parked car is mine.

Oh oh oh!

Can't wait!

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEE USE WATCH THREAD. we don't want 500 'place marking' posts

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When I saw the new thread, I was hoping this would have been resolved by now! I have managed to do precisely no work this morning, because of the previous thread!

wanders into thread, has a look round, wanders out again having put a towel down on the nearest free lounger ready for 4pm

Worst Baby Name thread ever

The op is going to get home, car will be gone and we will never get a good ending will we
I'm invested now, Caroline don't you dare move your car while op is gone

But won't Caroline have just moved her car by the time Op gets back?

Can someone summarise the last thread please? I beg you. Pity me.

Diddl dont even say it, I might cry if Caroline gets away with this 😪
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Bloody Hell!! Does Cuntaline exist?? Maybe it's really Nicolarse's mistresses car! He's having an affair while his poor wife is invalided in bed! The car was blocked in and she had to return to her cuckolded husband and so leaving Nicolarse to come up with an excuse...................

I have invested far too much thought in this. I'm away to do housework. See u at 4

we don't want 500 'place marking' posts

Yes we do! We enjoy the collective hysteria

We're going to end up all dissatisfied when OP gets back and cuntaline has moved her car. I am knitting a hat until we have an update. It shall be a rainbow hat.

Maudlin I would summarise but I wouldnt make it justice.
I will start it and maybe others can add a bit??

OP leaves for work, it seems like a wonderful morning in [wherever she is] and, like the hardworking person she is, gets to work.

But then OP is not feeling well. This is very unlike her, you see, so she decides to go home and get in her car.

She gets home and then....

But but but!!!! It's parking restriction hours so I don't think Caroline will move her car! Please be back before restrictions end OP, pretty please?!!!

How intriguing. Settles in

Even if cunty moves her car OP will be able to track her down if she parks outside her house...Won't she?

Maud if you read the first post or two of the first thread you'll be about as up to speed as the rest of us. Nothing much has happened.

Absolutely not placemarking...

Maud and those who missed it - Darthmother put a link to the original thread on page one of this thread.

Place is marked!

It's likely Cuntaline was just waiting for the OP to go out before moving her car. It will be gone by the time the OP gets back.

I'm worried cuntaline has gone on holiday- or will at least pretend she's gone on holiday- and all ops efforts will be in vain.
She'll stroll up in ten days and say, thanks for looking after the car, darling.

"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEE USE WATCH THREAD. we don't want 500 'place marking' posts"

Don't think for one moment that you fooled anyone with your creative placemarking technique