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Nicolarse and Cuntaline

999 replies

birdladyfromhomealone · 10/01/2017 10:36

Update after 4pm!

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coffeeneeded · 10/01/2017 10:50

Fantastic bit of mumsnet brilliance. Can't wait for the conclusion.

Good luck OP!

OneWithTheForce · 10/01/2017 10:51

placemarking!

AwaywiththePixies27 · 10/01/2017 10:51

shamelessly placemarking

Aki23 · 10/01/2017 10:51

placemarking!

FlutteringCunts · 10/01/2017 10:51

On the edge of my seat! I hope you don't move your car OP. Cuntaline must have worked up a right sweat over this by now.

Jolly good entertainment

trulybadlydeeply · 10/01/2017 10:52

4pm?? Does that actually mean I'll have to do some work today?

Sillysausages007 · 10/01/2017 10:52

Just waded through 40 pages and now a further 52 messages. Intrigued. Front row seat.

Toomuchtea · 10/01/2017 10:52

Really must go and work now.... Good luck with the doctor OP.

GlitteryFluff · 10/01/2017 10:52
Autumnsunshinebaby · 10/01/2017 10:52

4pm! I'm not sure I can bear it!

Evergreen17 · 10/01/2017 10:53

Oh noo nooo noooo I am dreading the disappointment if OP didnt go to see Caroline before GP because now she has a long time to move the car and OP will come back and the car will be gone and that will be the end of this SadSadSad
I am genuinely very upset

lia66 · 10/01/2017 10:54

It's not even 11am yet < no place marking, not me Grin >

fourcorneredcircle · 10/01/2017 10:54

I bet Caroline's already moved the car... as soon as OP left for GP :(

Only one thing to do OP, direct confrontation. Nicholas holds the key or at least the house number here!

JanuaryMoods · 10/01/2017 10:54
Soubriquet · 10/01/2017 10:54

I saw the original thread but didn't post

Can't believe it reached 40 pages that quick!

c3pu · 10/01/2017 10:54

Gold leader, checking in!

Cant wait to see Cuntaline sheepishly asking for her car back.

Please video it.

Mouse510 · 10/01/2017 10:55

Shameless place marking 🚗🚗🚗

Chippednailvarnishing · 10/01/2017 10:55

I'm pacing the floor like an expectant father...

Toofewshoes · 10/01/2017 10:56

I am think this may rival the Korean Grandmother thread as my all time fav thread. (Marks place for 4pm)

Backt0Black · 10/01/2017 10:56

Do you have kids OP? Have they chalk? Wouldnt be confrontational if the 'kids' happened to do this

Nicolarse and Cuntaline
MoleculeEmoji · 10/01/2017 10:57

Intriguing!

RachelRagged · 10/01/2017 10:57

Haha ,

Years ago this cheeky bird used to park her motor right on the edge of my driveway part and off she would fuck for the day to work in London (we are near a railway station) .

Then, council decided it would be residents only and signs went up on the weekend .. I actually stood out there on the Monday, round blondie comes, cannot park . .HA .. Was a wonderful thing Grin

cartersgate · 10/01/2017 10:57

Noooooooo I would have come and taken you to the GP to keep your car there!! I would have even driven through the night...!

Aworldofmyown · 10/01/2017 10:57

5 hours and 3 minutes left. Best get the biscuits out.

sobeyondthehills · 10/01/2017 10:57

5 hours 3 minutes.

I suppose I should start the decorating I meant to start at 9 this morning