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Nicolarse and Cuntaline

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birdladyfromhomealone · 10/01/2017 10:36

Update after 4pm!

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OutnumberedbyFurchesters · 10/01/2017 17:15

Give him til 6pm or after carer gone (jane cant be in house alone if she needs carers 8hours a day?)

Then go round and demand a explaination. Record it for our information and entertainment I'd be fuming!!

KitKat1985 · 10/01/2017 17:15

Becausewecanacan I'm guessing on those days OP's cars are already in the driveway so no-one could park on her drive even if they wanted to.

londonrach · 10/01/2017 17:15

Report the disabled badge fraud op!!!!!!!!!

ineedmorelemonpledge · 10/01/2017 17:15

Becausewecancan I imagine that the entitled duffer has told his visitors that the OP doesn't mind them parking on her drive when she's not in...seems like it as they think they are being respectful of her working times.

And so if they do turn up and there's a car in the drive due to holidays etc they probably have to find somewhere else to park.

Manumission · 10/01/2017 17:15

Come now phoebe she's done quite well to come up with any photos at all Smile

Coastal v rural. Not quite the right parking hours. It's mean to split hairs apparently Wink

cx5221 · 10/01/2017 17:15

Sorry I know everyone hates placemarkers but I keep losing where I'm up to in between.

BecauseWeCanCanCan · 10/01/2017 17:15

how can the carers have been parking on your drive for three years? I don't understand how you have never had any annual leave for three years.

pho3be · 10/01/2017 17:15

Cherry wtf are you on about? My head is goi g to explode with confusion

MintyChops · 10/01/2017 17:16

Oh BRAVO OP, what a bunch of free-loading, unmannerly, grabby fuckers. Pretty sure NicholARSE won't be round, he knows he is due a bollocking and to get that from a mere simpering girly like you will be more than he can tolerate. Perhaps he can sort it out in a manly fashion with your DH, whose thinking won't be clouded by kittens, embroidery and nattering.

AcrossthePond55 · 10/01/2017 17:16

Well, naturally the note is addressed to Richard! After all he is The Man of the House™ and therefore The One who Deals with the Cars and Parking Issues™. So, OP, don't bother your pretty little head about this situation. The Menz have it all in hand! 🙄

AgathaF · 10/01/2017 17:17

Gobsmacking. The absolutely brass-necked cheek of the cheeky fuckers!!

You definitely need bollards, or chain and padlock. I would be furious.

MoonfaceAndSilky · 10/01/2017 17:17

Nicholarse needs to clear his bloody drive so the carers can park there, bloody cheek AngryAngry

HennaFlare · 10/01/2017 17:17

You need to invest in a clamp and a sign. You'll pay for another holiday in no time!

LouiseBrooks · 10/01/2017 17:17

Am just Shock Shock at this. And Caroline can afford three cars but not a £40 permit??

MargoChanning · 10/01/2017 17:17

Sorry if you've already said this but you need to make it clear to all of them that you won't allow anyone to park in your drive, including the carers.

Not troll hunting but if this did turn out to be a PBP, I'll have to take to my bed for a week! Bloody hell, the drama of it all! Grin

PaulAnkaTheDog · 10/01/2017 17:17

If this second carer has been parking there for two months, how on earth have you only just found out today? The day after it all kicked off? You're honestly never home a bit earlier in the afternoons, have annual leave, etc? Pretty gobsmacking that all your holidays but directly line up with the carers.

ItsLikeRainOnYourWeddingDay · 10/01/2017 17:17

I'm so angry for you OP! If he doesn't come over get yourself over there again and take Dh as well so Nicolarse doesn't think dh has the final say.

GeekLove · 10/01/2017 17:17

Fuck Shit Wanker Screw you bin-dipping tabloid Daily Mail scum.

I'm supposed to be writing an agenda for AN IMPORTANT MEETING (tm) and drafting an email on joint publication of new research but instead I'm snared by this thread.

Shakey15000 · 10/01/2017 17:17

Yup, I bet he's been charging them for years

You are justifiably furious.

Carrotcakecustard · 10/01/2017 17:18

Manu 😴😴😴😴😴 really boring when people think they are smarter than the rest and want to play detectives.
Why are you wasting your time here if you are a non believer? 💤💤💤💤

WeeM · 10/01/2017 17:18

I actually cannot believe what I'm reading! The audacity is astounding!

OnionKnight · 10/01/2017 17:18

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Brittanyspears · 10/01/2017 17:18

So someone is disabled but works as a carer?!? Report them for miss use of a blue badge!

Scrumptiousbears · 10/01/2017 17:18

This is shocking. I'd loose my rag if this was me. So his wife is so poorly/in need of care for 8 hours a day and he won't pay £40 for a permit. Bastard fucker. Get electric gates OP.

birdladyfromhomealone · 10/01/2017 17:19

AND Cuntaline!!!
Nothing from her!
No apology from her either.
So thats it
Next update if and when Nicolarse comes round to apologise but I think he will wait until DH is home seeing as he cant ever bring himself to write me a note.

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