Nicolarse and Cuntaline

[birdladyfromhomealone]

Update after 4pm!

Actually, most local councils do have abandoned car teams who will deal with cars abandoned on private land on behalf of the landowner for a nominal fee (about £50 usually). So it's not entirely true to say that it's her problem and she'd have to be significantly out of pocket over it.

However the car does have to be abandoned - which these cars aren't; they're taxed and insured.

I am seething for you op

You need some way of blocking your drive, obviously.

Was that a wall pillar of some sort on the last picture of your drive? As a short term measure, say until you can find penguin bollards, I'd pop to B&Q, buy some chain and a padlock, and use that to block your drive.

And once you've done that, tell Nicholas his wife's carer can't park on your drive because of all these other random cars taking advantage if you feel his note requires a response. (I missed the explanation for why his wife's carer can't park on his drive)

I'd go round to Nicolarse house right now and ask him (a) wtaf is going on, (b) how dare he ignore you when it's you he spoke to about the drive

Oh and (c) you've changed your mind about allowing the use of the drive for HIS carer. He has to take responsibility for his own needs and to remain far, far, far away from you, your h and your drive.

Blimey, there's an identical thread in chat.

Dear Nicholas,
I had no idea any conversation of the sort had happened. I have given no such permission for anyone to park on my driveway.
Yours,
Richard.

Jane?

Who the fuck is Jane?

Inconvenience?

What the fuck.....?

Why did you agree to letting the caters park there. You seem to be enjoying this?!

OP, have you actually checked on one of those rent-your-driveway type sites to see if something that sounds like your drive is being offered for rent? Definitely sounds like someone is up to something like this.

Altogether, please, and in the key of A for arsehole:

Nicholas, fuck off to the far side of fuck and when you get there fuck off a bit further. It's not the carer's drive or yours and neither of you can park there. Ever.

Then a chain.

If NDN's drive would be big enough for carer to park if he moved some stuff off, then he obviously should do that asthen there's no need at all for him to tell anyone that they can use Op's drive.

Christ on a bike!

So do you have no idea who this other car belongs to?!

Blimey, there's an identical thread in chat.
Huh? Wuutttt? So confused

Assuming that because the note is to DH he is thanking him for OP saying carer could park on drive, rather than DH having sneakily gone behind OPs back and said carer could park there. Obviously men make all the decisions and women are only able to pass them on, therefore thanking him for OPs decision to all carer to park on drive.

Fuck off Nicholarse! I would write a note and post it right back to him saying in light of the current situation regarding your driveway seeming to be the place that everyone likes to park, that no cars will be allowed to park there.
And definitely stop by and get a chain. Or penguin bollard!
What are you going to do with Nicholarse? You have to block this new car in! And tell DH to get the chain so it can be fitted tonight!
I cannot believe this!

Sorry OP- I thought you were asking for trouble when you agreed to let the carer park there-and this clinches it.
Nicholarse needs to be immediately told that due to circumstances that absolutely no one is permitted to park on your drive but you and DH and your guests.
The carer's parking is not your problem-but unauthorised ppl parking on your drive IS your problem.
Just say NO!!!
In writing, immediately

You need to write a note back to Nicholarse to confirm you have not granted free use of your drive to his carer, it was a once off courtesy as she was already there.
Furthermore you take great exception to his handing out use of your drive to random neighbours and his personal visitors without requesting your permission.

PP is write - he is putting it in writing to make it definite and addressing to DH is either because of sheer misogyny or because DH is generally away during the week

I think NicolARSE sticks a sign out every morning stating FREE PARKING!!! As soon as you leave for work.

It's takes some serious brass neck to park on someone's private drive with their bumber to the actual window of the house!

I, for one, am loving the gradual reveal. Very apt for such a curtain twitching drama. Well played, OP.

The troll hunters, by contrast, are getting tedious.

101 now OP!! They are taking the piss!!

Block that car and report on non emergency line.

Nicholarse is a prick!!

I would also agree to getting a chain tonight and using it for blocking this new car in. Leave a note saying please knock on the door to be able to move your car after paying the parking fee.

OOOOOOOOOO OP has broken the 'Trending' box

FFS you so need to really put this dickhead in his place. How fecking dare he.....and the addressing your husband and not you that would make my blood boil. You really need to tell him 'No' 'No more carers or whatever the sob story, because he clearly has no boundaries (no pun intended) and is a give an inch take a mile pisstaker. He hasnt actually explained whose this other car is then has he?