Nicolarse and Cuntaline

[birdladyfromhomealone]

Update after 4pm!

Have you scouted the street for "C's" car yet, or maybe send dh when he blocks this one in arrives home. Bloody cheek.

OMG this thread has given me the rage. How dare he / they?!!? Btw, loving this thread and the suspense

You're the only thing trending apparently OP! THe whole of Mumsnet is outraged.

QUICK - everyone over to the parking thread in Chat before we reach 1000 on here

The dirty evil permit dodging bastards. said in a Caroline ahern esk voice

Block them in so they are unable to move ur without knocking
It's probably one of nicholarses family.

Love the statue in the right side of your house Op! I've just burnt a curry reading this thread but it was worth sacrificing!

OP have you agreed that Jane (Nicholarse's wife) can have her carer park on your drive or that massively PA assumption now by Captain Misogyny Nicholarse?

Ohh nooo.... say... no no and no again to him adter this. He can pay for her permit.

Whilst you're telling him this, ask where cuntaline is.

Link to the chat-thread please!

A note back confirming that due to persistent unauthorised parking on your private property means that the career is also not allowed to park there. Cheeky cunt.

Cuntlinos moved her car to another mners drive now.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2824477-Parking-what-do-I-do?pg=2

Look what's happened to Trending!

Omg just burnt the chicken for the fajitas!
How the fuck can I tell my op he's eating beans on toast now.......
the loaning will be worth it loving this thread

BTW OP I was the poster on the last thread in latent labour. I'm still in labour as baby informs me he/she isn't budging until the N&C story comes to a conclusion. No pressure. But this hurts so if you could just pop and see Cuntaline id be very grateful

On a serious note this thread has made the last boring and painful 24 hours bearable, so thank you! 😘

Who does the new car belong to?

'Moaning' will be worth it!!

I found Caroline's car!
Parking - what do I do
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2824477-Parking-what-do-I-do

So not only is this the only thing trending on MN but in the box directly underneath there is an Amazon advert with a giant

"PRIVATE NO PARKING" sign for sale

Well played Amazon, well played

Park sideways behind them. Chain them in and stand your ground op...

I'm also enjoying the suspense. Why are people getting so riled?

Don't give in until drive resembles this...

I think NicolARSE sticks a sign out every morning stating FREE PARKING!!! As soon as you leave for work.

Probably not free - £10 a day, payable to Nicholarse.

CherryChasingDotMuncher I think it's only right now that you name your baby either Nicolarse or Cuntaline.

Might raise a couple of eyebrows but it's your Mumsnet duty.

Bloody hell OP !!

We're getting very close to 1000 posts, so please do start a new thread and put a link on this one.

This is one story that the Daily Mail should nick!

How come you've not been home during the day at least once for the last three years? I get four weeks annual leave, I'm out a lot but I am at home at least a few days in the year. Presumably carers are 365 days a year?