Nicolarse and Cuntaline

[birdladyfromhomealone]

Update after 4pm!

Popcorn ready

16:01 not that I'm checking or anything...

There'll be a riot within 5 mins if OP doesn't update

And I'm here too!

What gives?

Anything ?
Slinks into the corner.
Oh and Fuck you daily mail

So...
What's happening ?

You need to set a trap! Go out In the car blocking her in, lie in wait around the corner and have someone keeping watch to ring you when she comes to pick it up! Then quickly drive back round blocking her in again!

Bubble I gave them what I thought was a knowing smile but I may have just looked overly friendly! Just settled down for the verdict!!

We shall not we shall not be moved!!

Well what are you doing here bang on 4 then onion? 😂

Just here to tell the rest of us we're too prompt/demanding? 😄

Earl Grey and the last of the Xmas shortbread . . . .

'Tis after 4 now...

she might be looking for a parking space because cuntaline & nicholarses wifes carers have taken all the parking spaces

OP: I've just got home and the car has gone.

1000 x Mumsnetters: Oh.

Nothing yet?

Tick tock, tick tock!! I'm meant to be working but had to check back in...

Could she erect a shed around the car? Then deny all knowledge...

4:04 and I'm on the edge of my seat

What are the odds of this thread being full before OP arrives

BBC I like your style.

I've got to leave the house in 5 minutes to pick my dc up OP!

La la laaaaa.....