Nicolarse and Cuntaline

[birdladyfromhomealone]

Update after 4pm!

Pictures please op

I have visions of the OP getting home, discovering that the thread is 18 pages and counting and namechanging because it just isn't possible to live up to that much expectation!

I see your shed BBC and I bid extension built around the car

Don't suppose anyone is a hacker are they? First hack the UP to get the address, then hack a super secretive spy satellite to check if the Passat is still there. And give us all a link so we can watch the action.

Maybe tip off a BBC news crew so they can go round there and we get found too?

@ BBCNews - hahaha. Hopefully she's setting up a web cam we really NEED to see this.

Have I got time to open the gates on my own drive while we wait for OP? DH and car not due home yet, but it could potentially induce a minor side plot in the meantime...

4:07pm

Run Brecon. We'll keep you a place.

Sound * I have no desire to be found.

What if OP never comes back?

I've waited all day and have made ds have an early bath especially to be ready for this! I can't bear the suspense!

I wonder if Caroline is on this thread somewhere, probably on netmums calling us a nest of vipers

What time do you call this.

Hope the Op hasn't been arrested for running Cuntaline over in her own car.

Caro has had OPs car impounded

soooo funny....or a garage around it and then remove your house number and put a completely different number or housename and when she appears just look at her like >

Wonder if this is a record for most posts without OP...

Maybe op is online ordering a skip to jam the offending car in for the 6 week she needs it for important building work and hasn't had time to mn yet?

She could repray Cuntaline's car and change the number plates.

Then deny all knowledge.

Should be revising but this is more important

Yes come on OP , Cynara's son is going all wrinkly

My dc are starving. However, this is far more important. There are cat biscuits in a bowl on the floor if they are that hungry...

Contemplating a second piece of cake whilst waiting

My 3 month old is on my lap, giggling away while I read this thread

Future Mumsnetter in Training

This reminds me of the fridge wars last year.