Nicolarse and Cuntaline

[birdladyfromhomealone]

Update after 4pm!

tricky you are incorrect. 12noon / lunchtime is when pm starts.

Im here. Anyone got popcorn

Isitjust I thought it was 10-12 as in 10-12pm (midday)
Which is why is has been going on for so long without the OP noticing, this must happen everyday.
Caroline's car is too big for her drive so she drives to OP's house before 10, parks there until 12ish then parks on the street until 10 am following day.
Quite the plan

You are right, 12 am in 0:00 hours
But I think the restrictions are 2 hours in the morning, 10am to midday

passes popcorn to londonrach

I'm here, waiting patiently - I even bought my little fold up camping stool, look...

I totally just clicked on this armed with
'they are terrible names'
thinking this was a baby name thread

Tricky it isn't, it's definitely the other way round but anyway that's not important right now. Maybe it really is only a two hour parking restriction? In which case how ridiculous, how is that helpful to us, grrr, idiot local council. What local authority is it, do we know? We should all get on to them right now and demand they extend it, immediately. Grasping at straws, I know, but I was all relaxed, drinking coffee, waiting for 4pm. Now I'm a bundle of anxiety, need to get on with work, But.Just.Cant.Concentrate.

Hmmm a girl at work came in today saying she needs a new car. Should I be suspicious??

love this titke - hope OP is feeling well enough to lay into Cuntaline

Aaaaaaand placemarking! Followed this from the original post. Where is Cuntaline?!?

Tricky! Are you serious

It goes
10am
11am
12 pm noon
1pm
2pm

10pm
11pm
12am midnight
1am
2am

It's like this due to us using the 24hr clock. So if your train came at 1205 that means 5 mins past noon. 0005 would be 5 past midnight. Therefore 12 noon is pm and 12 midnight is am.

Place marking for a juicy parking thread outcome

Evergreen yes, the orig OP said 12am, but now I think probably the OP did indeed mean 12 lunchtime. I've been so relaxed all day, I feel such a fool. How is a two hour parking restriction near a shopping centre helpful, people shop after lunchtime don't they? The local authority really haven't thought this through. Arrrgh, curse you Caroline, you may just get away with it!

Oh bugger! I start work at 4! How am I going to be able to concentrate while wondering what has happened!

Less than hour to go !

Ready!!!

I might just have a meltdown if Cuntaline has moved her bloody car while OP been gone!

OP find out from Nicholarse how long Cuntaline has been parking on your drive for, then hunt her down and issue her with a bill of unpaid parking charges plus interest. Oh and pleeeeease get a penguin bollard! I'd be tempted to let the air out of Cuntaline's tyres so it makes it even harder for her to move car undetected. Then camp out on Nicholarse's drive and watch the fun unfold when she realises all tyres are flat.

51 minutes ... z

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Alexthekid

At first I thought, "Oh, Cuntaline is actually quite a good name for a feminine hygiene product" before realising the connection to the other thread!

Have read the full original thread and this one - am absolutely flabbergasted at Cuntolas's sense of entitlement! Am sure Caroline (who ever she may be) will have moved her car by the time OP comes back - probably with some form of sob story as to why she couldn't move it earlier.

Definitely invest in a chain OP - or start charging for use of your drive during the day...

I'm supposed to be asleep (live overseas) but I can't because of m too excited about this thread!!! I'm going to be tired at work tomorrow.

I think we all need to prepare ourselves for the disappointment when the inevitable happens - cuntaline moves her car while op is at doctors / work...

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placemarking

Not placemarking, not at all...