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Nicolarse and Cuntaline

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birdladyfromhomealone · 10/01/2017 10:36

Update after 4pm!

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TinyTickler · 10/01/2017 14:17

Placemarking!

Mrsdraper1 · 10/01/2017 14:18

Anyone else think we should get NAR and FONAR from previous parking thread to come in and sort out the situation?
In manner of consultant or Marvel Avengers?

MintyChops · 10/01/2017 14:20

Just thought you should all know that one anagram of "Nicholarse and Cuntaline" is "Hallucination send crane". It's obvious what the OP should have done; craned the cheeky cow out and pretended there had never been a car on her drive.......

QuizteamBleakley · 10/01/2017 14:21

I'm not placemarking Infinity - I just came on to tell you that. Thanks for explaining it twice Grin

redpriestandmozart · 10/01/2017 14:23

How to watch thread..

Nicolarse and Cuntaline
BreconBeBuggered · 10/01/2017 14:24

Is it a browser thing? I can't get a bookmark icon to appear either, no matter how I dick around clicking on text, and the concept of bookmarking on here has always baffled me.

FuzzyCustard · 10/01/2017 14:25

Placeparking

Patriciathestripper1 · 10/01/2017 14:27

Placemarking for Nicoline McCuntycunt outcome Blush

DartmoorDoughnut · 10/01/2017 14:27

Not long til 4 ... Might go walk the dogs to distract us - the toddler wants to know too obvs

caperboo · 10/01/2017 14:27

Gutted oh just texted me and asked if I can collect him from work at 4 pm , Aibu to expect him to get the bus at 540 . Hmm

HollyJollyDillydolly · 10/01/2017 14:28

Been following since first thread. Come on cuntaline move the car.

Chickenagain · 10/01/2017 14:29

In the cable car going back down. What news?

SnowBallsAreHere · 10/01/2017 14:32

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Tiniti · 10/01/2017 14:33

Thanks Red, useful info. Now I don't have to placemark on the thread...

hanban89 · 10/01/2017 14:34

Deserves a big fat place mark. We're all rooting for you OP!

Caboodle · 10/01/2017 14:40

Come ooooooooonnnn 4pm

Kbear · 10/01/2017 14:42

sitting at work and suddenly wondered if Caroline had been to collect.... currently gobsmacked to realise that the car is still there.... this one is going to run and run !

BabychamSocialist · 10/01/2017 14:43

I think Nicolarse has probably snapped and disposed of both OP and Cuntaline probably by impaling them on a bollard and has run off to have a secret love affair with the carer.

It's the only explanation. Or have I been watching too much Murder, She Wrote?

Isitjustmeorisiteveryoneelse · 10/01/2017 14:44

Evergreen but OPs original post said 12am - that's midnight - was that incorrect then? Oh no, please say it wasn't.....sob

A1Sharon · 10/01/2017 14:46

I've got to page 31 of the first thread but don't have time to read all of this one-quick! Someone update me, is OP DH still blocking Caroline in? And we are all agog waiting for the showdown?
I have to go on school runs in a minute...I need to know!!
Ta

BabychamSocialist · 10/01/2017 14:47

This is more gripping than that shite The Girl on the Train ever was. That's what these novels need - a big showdown over parking.

EZA15 · 10/01/2017 14:48

Way too invested in thread Brew

TrickyD · 10/01/2017 14:48

No, isitjust, 12am is certainly not midnight. 12am is the next hour after 11am. Then pm starts. How many trains have you missed? Wink

wishparry · 10/01/2017 14:49

Ok so I am place marking as I really want to know the outcome Blush

Marypoppinsisnosaint · 10/01/2017 14:49

Parking my bum