AIBU to present you with a mystery box and not open it?

[QueenMortifauxcado]

Today I recieved a parcel from a nc relative who doesn't seem to have quite got the message. Every year I get a passive aggressive christmas card which I duly ignore. Now I have a box. I've been informed by another relative it's a birthday gift. Do I open it? Send it back?

[FruJustFru]

Towels or a duvet cover?

[Bringbackpublicfloggings]

Come back op and tell us what's in the box??

[DodoRevival]

How much was the postage?

[QueenMortifauxcado]

It's pretty well boxed so no chance of seeing what it is without opening. The return address was handwritten on the other side to make it obvious who it was from so couldn't rewrap without the knowledge it'd been opened. You've almost convinced me not to return it but how the hell do I stop getting passive aggressive mail if I don't?

[QueenMortifauxcado]

£14ish postage

[Banana25]

Erm... write 'not known at this address' on it with your left hand?

[ClopySow]

Open it!

It's a shawl knitted from the tears of angels.

[DodoRevival]

Send the next one back "no longer at this address'. This one you have to open.

[BakeOffBiscuits]

You HAVE to open it or you will never ever know!

I'd open it then give it to charity unless it's £5 notes

[pipsqueak25]

you'll get aggressive responses on here if you don't open the damn thing ! can someone open it for you dp /dh/dc/ the cat/ pet hamster /drag someone off the street ?

[ClopySow]

You don't have to open the passive aggressive mail, just the parcel.

[ClopySow]

YES! Get the hamster to do it. Please take a series of photos.

Hamster opening could take aaaaaaages and keep us in suspense all night.

[DodoRevival]

£14.

You don't want to pay that in return postage.

Open it.

[QueenMortifauxcado]

I'm close with the intermediary relative and not much I can do to stop them updating nc relative so they will likely find out whatever happens.

[NorksAreMessy]

Cancel the cheque!
Open the safe!
Look in the shed!

Sorry, wrong thread

[Tomorrowillbeachicken]

Voodoo doll

[TiggyCBE]

It's a painting in faeces of the larger Krankie.

[QueenMortifauxcado]

I have gerbils...

[DodoRevival]

Ooh just thought.

1. open it
   
2. tell us what it is
   
3. repackage
   
4. add label that it was opened by customs
   
5. returned

[DodoRevival]

Returned = return it

[TheImprobableGirl]

Is it a poo coloured pouffe by any chance? In which case I have a GREAT idea!

[Miserylovescompany2]

I was hoping by the time I'd gotten to page 3 of this thread, you'd of opened it????

Put gloves on and open it, then you aren't acknowledging it with your own naked fingertips?

[GrandmaGotRunOverByAReindeer]

Open badly, reseal in a big clear plastic bag and write that on that it arrived damaged then return

Or, open charity shop and deny all knowledge

[Tomorrowillbeachicken]

Accidentally drop it and tear it open