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My DH has just come back from the shops with 14 sprouts

135 replies

bumblebee50 · 30/12/2016 13:29

He was shopping for New Year's Day dinner while I did the housework. There will be 7 of us for dinner, all adults. We are having steak with pepper sauce and steak pie. He bought four sachets of pepper sauce and 14 sprouts. When I asked why he only bought 14 sprouts his answer was "who eats more than 2 sprouts?" If you were going somewhere for dinner would you not expect to at least have the option of having half a dozen?

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soundsystem · 30/12/2016 21:01

My DH would do this too. Once asked him to pick up some potatoes for our tea and he came back with 3 new potatoes. 3!

londonrach · 30/12/2016 21:07

14 sprouts too many!

Ghodavies · 30/12/2016 21:09

Boy I've never tried roasted sprouts??

DailyFail1 · 30/12/2016 21:09

Sprouts with steak is disgusting.

nanatoob · 30/12/2016 21:12

Chop the sprouts up and fry with butter and bacon and they'll go a lot further. Delicious!

ThePinkOcelot · 30/12/2016 21:14

Ha ha! Who eats more than 2 sprouts?! Love it!!

LagunaBubbles · 30/12/2016 21:18

Nothing wrong with sprouts with steak pie, theyre just a veg, DS whos 14 loves them so I serve them with anything this time of year for him!

Plifner · 30/12/2016 21:22

Steak pie, sachet sauce and sprouts sounds really unappetising, sorry

thecreditcrunchy · 30/12/2016 21:23

Sprouts with steak is intriguing. I assume you will ask the butcher for a suitably phallic cut. Ribbed eye perhaps.

Talc - beautiful.

foodiefil · 30/12/2016 21:25

My dad was once sent to the shops for a pound of sprouts.

He came back with 16.

lb sprouts
16 sprouts

I've always lolled at the memory of him counting them out

steff13 · 30/12/2016 21:26

A serving of sprouts is 1C per the USDA. Unless they're really big sprouts, he's underestimated a bit. I'm surprised you can buy individual sprouts, actually.

I always cook bacon, then roast the sprouts in the bacon grease, and add the crumbled bacon back in at the end. I also sometimes at walnuts and/or blue cheese.

Asparagus is really the best vegetable with steak, asking with smashed potatoes.

TheABC · 30/12/2016 21:30

Am I the only one to think "meat and two veg" at OP's menu?

Suggest adding an artfully arraged carrot baton on top of some mash...

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 30/12/2016 21:35

I buy more than that for me, DH, DS1 and MIL! DS2 doesn't eat them so he doesn't need any.

Winemamma · 30/12/2016 21:36

Sprouts are wrong, barely acceptable cooked with bacon on Christmas Day.
I'm surprised suspicious that so many people claim to like them!!

Funny story though Grin

MrsKoala · 30/12/2016 21:41

Foodie - that reminds me of the thread i read where someones dh came back from the shop with a hundred bread rolls. she had written

loo rolls

Grin

An ex of mine called me at work to say he was doing the shopping from the list i had given him and this was the third shop he'd been in and no one knew what man get out was, even tho he had asked loads of people. It took me a while to realise what he was referring to on the list. Then it took me ages to stop gasping with laughter to tell him it was mange tout.

PyongyangKipperbang · 30/12/2016 21:42

Sprouts are great, they go with everything!

Sprouts and chips is a particular favourite as is sprouts and eggs! Sprouts and steak/pie sounds just dandy to me.

And 14 is my portion, dont know what the rest of you would be having!

foodiefil · 30/12/2016 21:42

Lol at all of that MrsKoala !!!

oldlaundbooth · 30/12/2016 21:44

DH thought two large share size bags of crisps would be enough for Christmas.... For 14 people.

Reality16 · 30/12/2016 21:50

Steak pie, sachet sauce and sprouts sounds really unappetising, sorry. Sachet sauce is so unnecessary.

Lifeonthefarm · 30/12/2016 21:52

I think having only 14 sprouts is the least of your issues.
Steak with steak pie as well ? With sprouts, 14 or otherwise, is bizarre!

Andro · 30/12/2016 21:53

My major problem with sprouts is making sure enough get to the pan - both me and DS eat them raw (and cooked and any cold leftover sprouts...). 14 sprouts wouldn't come close to meeting our sprout requirements.

galaxygirl45 · 30/12/2016 21:53

Slice them uber thinly and call them "micro vegetables" Xmas Grin

gillybeanz · 30/12/2016 22:02

I'd send him to the nearest 24 hour supermarket and tell him to do it properly.

Lynnm63 · 30/12/2016 22:07

14 sprouts would last me the next 50 yrs! Not eating sprouts is the only resolution I keep all year.

cushioncovers · 30/12/2016 22:31

I love sprouts I had ten on my plate Xmas day.

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