MN nail polish boycott

[PrettyFlyForATightGuy]

AIBU that we should start a MN boycott of Essie nail polish? Just bought a pack of it in the sale that's supposed to be their bridal collection (good colours for work). One of the colours is called 'Hubby for Dessert'. Surely we could lead a MN revolt against such an awful name. Maybe pledge our allegiance to OPI instead and try to persuade them to do a MN range with such shades as LTB and Did You Mean To Be So Rude?

Disappointed this isn't a mumsnet campaign for an end to the tyranny of nail varnish and nail talons with us all taking up climbing and growing vegetables and using our hands instead

T-rexing - green, scaley effect that turns beautifully manicured nails into claws

This thread has made me laugh so much it hurts. Then I got to Brian from hull and laughed even more

Chester Draws - a rich chestnut brown, or perhaps a naff chipboard grey?

No Contact - Clear
Narcissistic Personality Disorder - Bright purple

Bat Shit Crazy - sparkly black
Have a biscuit - brown

Unmumsnetty Hugs - grey splodges on a pink background/pink splodges on a grey background

Smint in DS's bedroom green, red or blue with white stripes.

Actually, thinking about it, I think that cocklodger should be puce with blue stripy bits, tending towards drying wrinkly.

Lost Bunny - a disconsolate off-white.

Elderly Korean Lady would be a declicate parchment with a green tip for her green visor.

Lakeland Lilac (You can get everything there!)
Grabby Green

Gender neutral - a boring nude beige.

Facebook tat - dark blue with glitter

Troll Hunter - dark green that turns to red when enemies are near.