MN nail polish boycott

[PrettyFlyForATightGuy]

AIBU that we should start a MN boycott of Essie nail polish? Just bought a pack of it in the sale that's supposed to be their bridal collection (good colours for work). One of the colours is called 'Hubby for Dessert'. Surely we could lead a MN revolt against such an awful name. Maybe pledge our allegiance to OPI instead and try to persuade them to do a MN range with such shades as LTB and Did You Mean To Be So Rude?

Drama llama lilac.
Left out of the party pink.
Got the rage red.

Sporners Kalxon - a slightly yellowy off white with occasional streaks of pus green

Shark Week Red

Nethuns- ultrasparkly
Naice school- leafy green
Public school - lamfrt red

My toenails are currently "I'm not really a waitress" red.

Troll - sludgy green.

Penguin bollards - white with a black tip.

Sharon's winey wall - a deep claret with a hint of yellow and black to represent the squashed wasp

AIBU? is a colour changing polish that will change each time you meet someone.

It will suit you on the day they are in a good mood, this is the YANBU shade. The YABU shade will appear when they are in a shitty mood, have period pain or just because they feel like being a bitch that day. That colour will be a mix of all the worst colours in the whole world, it will bleed onto your fingers so it looks like it was applied by a blind monkey, and as soon as you touch anything you will break at least one of your nails

AIBlUe

I have found my people! Amazing replies. Did you mean to be so Rouge!

Get a cleaner - ultra white

"What's your AIBU?" grey
TONGA! teal
Flouncers hot pink
Elderly Korean Lady Sunshade pink
"Your answers would be different if this was a woman posting" beige

Call 101 - definitely a blue shade

Itchy teeth - a shade of white
Boiled piss - a nasty shade of yellow.

Chicken
Rouge
= Funny

Humble-brag (probably a showy pearlised one)
Drip Feed (green)
Catch a Grip (angry red)
A Bit Stabby (blood red)

at Did You Mean to be so Rouge!

Placemarking - very resilient base coat
Clutching Pearls - very naice colour
Judgey Pants - maybe yellow

Virtue Signalling - fluorescent pink with strobing effect

A whole F&B collection of indistinguishable greys plus the odd 'heritage' shade?

Centre Parcs (brown)

Did you mean to be so rouge is genius!!

Stealth boast - a nail varnish that starts off a pale pink and turns neon over time

Klaxon - nail stickers that look like boils

Clutches Pearlescent

I did like Incandescent with rage ivory. - beautifully subtle hue for the faux outraged.

Are you on glue? blue.

Someone's probably said it already but naice ham pink is a must.