MN nail polish boycott

[PrettyFlyForATightGuy]

AIBU that we should start a MN boycott of Essie nail polish? Just bought a pack of it in the sale that's supposed to be their bridal collection (good colours for work). One of the colours is called 'Hubby for Dessert'. Surely we could lead a MN revolt against such an awful name. Maybe pledge our allegiance to OPI instead and try to persuade them to do a MN range with such shades as LTB and Did You Mean To Be So Rude?

PFB - pale pink or pale blue
Harpy - Purple
Nest of Vipers - shimmering greeny yellow

MissB, it should be glittery brown, I think my twiggy shit is brown and sprayed with glitter

'Entitled' in a deep red

Mac has a line called underage. That's worse I feel.

Goady fucker - a multicolour swirl.

Truckload of grips - a top coat that turns all the acid colours into nice ones, especially when you look at your nails in the cold light of day

Spa weekend -powder blue
I can see your minge - blush pink
Love bomb - apricot
Goady fucker - dark purple
Spoony fucker -um wooden spoon beige?

Penis beaker - a lovely nude

What colour would elderly Korean lady be??

"Clutches at Pearls" a lovely nude pink.
"MIL" a dull peach.
"PIL" an interfering glossy pea green.
"Parking on my Drive" a sparkly tarmac.

What colour would FOTTFSOFAWYGTFOSM be?

Judgy pants - nude? Or black?

Cocklodger - annoying beige colour that you just can't get rid of whatever you rub on it.

Lemon Drizzle - bright yellow with pale white stripes

magoria - would have to be sparkly black to represent the deep reaches of space

Elderly Korean Lady - an elegant parchment white?

Lemon drizzle - pale yellow with an undercoat of darkness
Stunt pineapple - tropical yellow with a 'look-at-me' glittery sparkle

Another Parking One - would be a lovely shade of fuschia.

Flag red

Oops - cross-posted about Lemon Drizzle

Anyone else jonesing for new nail polish now?

Air blue

Wendy Pink.

Always looks better on your best friend than you.

Sex lube and a fish slice- scaly blue

You can never have too much Lemon Drizzle !

WankBadger - alternate black and white nails

Bum Sex Friday

Emtpy bottle "because I'm not in the mood, alright?!"

Hairy handed trucker - matt black